Awful colour - Miller
Saw a new Mini earlier today and I have to say I was aghast at the colour of it, best described as off white or light grey. Each to their own etc but surely the young lady driving it will take a big hit at trade in time due to the colour. I have also seen a few in dull yellow which look iffy. (rant over)
Awful colour - Mattster
Another classy one is the gold BMW - mmmm. Or the older yellowy-gold Nissan Micra "Vibe". Or the newer sickly lime-green Nissan Micra Frog/Telephone hybrid?

Or any white car (except Porsche GT3) - why do people do it? Are they insane? Perhaps they like depreciation. Or regular car-washing.
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Mattster
Boycott shoddy build and reliability.
Awful colour - just a bloke
Yeah... I reckon that all cars should be silver... oh hang on 90% of them are....


JaB
Awful colour - Damp Squib
I just went to look at a C3 (keen price but their trade in value on my 206 represented a loss of £10 per day for the year I've owned it!). I digress, one Citroen colour was dire - a sort of metallic silver cum lilac colour. There were other quite nice ones but this lilac was the pits! Rant over too!
Awful colour - BobbyG
My sister got a C3 but was annoyed that she couldn't get a Misty Lilac one!!! (due to it being second hand)

So just to prove that people have different tastes...
Awful colour - Stargazer {P}
dull yellow.....my first car was in ford daytona yellow, common in the 70s but in the 90s I could find that car in seconds in a crowded carpark.

btw, white is the most popular colour in Oz....two reasons, keeps the car cooler and believe it or now doesnt show up dust from the roads as much as a dark coloured car.

I.
Awful colour - Garethj
Colour popularity varies depending on the country as well as the car.

Having said that, I can't see any good reason for the greenish brown 1997 Rover 400 I saw yesterday, other than they had some paint left over from doing Morris Marinas in the 70s.

It must make some cars practically unsaleable or worth hundreds less, so no wonder more people go for conservative colours.

Gareth
Awful colour - Robin Reliant
Colours come and go as fashion changes. The much derided white was common and acceptable for a long time.

Personally, I have a suspicion that silver is on the brink of becoming the new beige. There are so many silver cars about now that it is becoming naff and boring. Five years time you might not be able to give them away.
Awful colour - patently
Wasn't white common because of all the company lease cars that you could choose from any colour as long as it was white?

Agree, though, silver is such a "safe" choice that everyone takes it if they don't know what to pick. It's got to rebound one day.
Awful colour - Mapmaker
But did people ever choose beige?
Awful colour - patently
But did people ever choose beige?


I guess so. But others choose gold alloy wheels, so what does that tell us?
Awful colour - L'escargot
dull yellow.....my first car was in ford daytona yellow, common in
the 70s but in the 90s I could find that car
in seconds in a crowded carpark.


My experience exactly. Also (according to an AA survey) yellow cars are less likely to be involved in an accident than any other colour. Most vulnerable colours are the inconspicuous colours like dark blue and dark green.

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L'escargot by name, but not by nature.
Awful colour - doctorchris
IMHO you cannot beat the metallic Pink Honda Jazz for awfulness. Not far behind is the purply-blue that some Fiestas and Micras come in.
The diarrhoea-coloured Maxis and Marinas of the 70's took some beating as well.
Awful colour - NowWheels
IMHO you cannot beat the metallic Pink Honda Jazz for awfulness


I think the pink Jazz is wonderful, and I'd be tempted to buy one just to get that colour. But each to their own!
Awful colour - PoloGirl
I think the pink Jazz is wonderful, and I'd be tempted
to buy one just to get that colour. But each to
their own!


Yep...I'd like a car that colour too! Think it could just possibly be a girl thing.

>metallic silver cum lilac colour

And I'm just saying nothing about that!

Awful colour - Honestjohn
I think the pink was chosen by Yasuka Matsuura, Japanese product manager who did a stint in the UK working on the Jazz. And work meant work. Her colleagues had never seen anyone work as hard.

HJ
Awful colour - BobbyG
Saw a new Avensis today on the Motorway and, in my eyes, it was metallic BROWN!!

No doubt Toyota have a different name for it - probably dark bronze or something!
Awful colour - Citroënian {P}
Did someone mention MINIs :-)

I never thought for a second that Pepper White (as BMW call it) would work, but I've got a friend with a car that colour, an S, and it looks fabulous.

If you want a sick colour, the cabriolet comes in a weird Austin Allesgo Orange Colour and they're introducing a disgusting purple over the range.

More interestingly, they're doing a chromatic colour thing which looks a different colour from different angles, much like the Primera a few years back. Drawback though is it's done by the dealer and costs ~£3,500 - Holy schomely!

On a positive note, they do a beautiful blue in the cabriolet S, light blue and I love the dark blue that the Honda S2000 comes in.

That dodgy green on the Kia Rio is probably my least favourite at the moment, but I've not seen the brown Avensis yet - sounds deeply unpromising.

Lee.

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Lee
MINI adventure in progress
Awful colour - Mondaywoe
When I bought the C5 a couple of years ago, I couldn't make up my mind what sort of colour I fancied. In the end, I went for black! To be honest, it doesn't maybe do the C5 any favours, and it attracts dirt like nothing on earth. Having said all that, though, you are motivated to clean and polish it more often and when you do, there's really nothing quite like that deep dark gloss........then after the first mile or so, it's back to square one!

Graeme

Awful colour - patently
Used to live round the corner from the new sales manager of the local BMW dealership. He had a steady stream of VERY nice cars. Until, that is, a new 5 turned up in an "Individual" paint job going by the name of "brass".

I had to ask him why anyone in their right mind would pay a huge amount extra to have a car that looked EXACTLY as if it had been defecated.

He denied that....
Awful colour - Kingpin
I was thinking about this the other day, how brown is now totally gone as regards colour choice. In the 80's BL did loads of Minis and Montegos in Clove Brown, totally boring and somehow made the car appear slower!
I spotted one of those Nissans in a chameleon changing metallic recently, a Micra changing from green to bronze as it turned a corner. The white shade mentioned is also available on the Seat Arosa, a very slight blue/white shade that looks like plain white until you compare the front number plate colour as a contrast.
Awful colour - BazzaBear {P}
I was thinking about this the other day, how brown is
now totally gone as regards colour choice.


Not quite, saw an X5 in a quite dark brown the other day.
You're already imagining how bad it looked aren't you? Well, you're wrong. It was far worse than that.
Awful colour - malteser
Ford "Purple Velvet" of the mid seventies - ah luvverly
I admit had a Cortina 2000 GT in it with a black vinyl roof - memories!
Roger in Spain
Awful colour - henry k
Saw a new Avensis today on the Motorway and, in my
eyes, it was metallic BROWN!!
No doubt Toyota have a different name for it - probably
dark bronze or something!

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Just returned home after reading this thread earlier.
I too have just seen a pale brown Avensis. Not a pretty sight.

It is in the brochure as IRVING BRONZE (m).
If you choose a T spirit you can have it with the St Moritz Charcoal Leather seats. Other models options are Canton Charcoal cloth or Tresse Charcoal cloth.
So it looks like your Avensis comes with any colour seats providing they are black.
Awful colour - DavidHM
I've looked on the Toyota website and the name of the colour is apparently Irving Bronze. Cheers, Irv.

Saw a Beetle in lemon yellow today as well, except it's more green than any lemon I've seen. It's more of a primrose colour, which suits small, spring-flowering, ground hugging plants, but not bulbous Golf based two door coupés.
Awful colour - Robin Reliant
Whether a colour looks good or not often depends on the car. Most people would think yellow looks naff, but on a Lotus it really suits. Who'd want flat red? Never heard any one say they'd love a Ferrari, but not in that colour.

And I always thought beige suited my Marina coupe!
Awful colour - Mad Maxy
Ferrari F35s and 360s look lovely in red...

Saw a Merc C-class coupe the other day. Lime green metallic with black/green seats. Lovely. Must drop the reale value by 000s.
Awful colour - AN Other
If you think about it, every manufacturer does at least one naff colour - as a joke perhaps? You usually find out what that is when you come to search for a specific model of used car. For example, a friend who recently bought a 4 year old Alfa Spider found cars in "acid green" and "vittoria blue" both unappealing and noticeably cheaper than cars in the more conventional red, black, silver etc. Same story a few years back buying a Peugeot 306 GTI 16 - "inca gold" was readily available for buttons... Talking of beige, there's a 97 Polo parked round the corner from me in a really nasty dog poo beige brown colour. You have to wonder how anyone chose this - I've never seen another!
Awful colour - Pugugly {P}
an ex-spainish Land Rover painted in a pastel hue very dusty almost blending in with the buidings of the village it lived in.

The good news is SWMBO is paying for it to be re-sprayed in a "proper" Land Rover colour of glossy green....
Awful colour - NowWheels
I think the pink was chosen by Yasuka Matsuura, Japanese product
manager who did a stint in the UK working on the Jazz.
And work meant work. Her colleagues had never seen anyone work as hard.


Thanks, HJ, for that interesting snippet. I wondered if a woman's hand had ben involved somewhere in getting that color onto the palette!

One review I read of the Jazz said of the pearlescent pink colour that it was suitable for girls who preferred barbie dolls to BMX bikes, or for men who were very confident about their sexuality!
Awful colour - Kuang
The vile muddy brown that Allegros used to come in was one of my least favurite paintjobs, along with the purple Corsas - the range of colours those came in led to a discussion about whether or not the european version of the Vauxhall Corsa should be called the Opal Fruit.

My favourite colours would be vile on almost any car though, and those are Grabber Orange (a la Boss Mustangs) and Plum Crazy (Challengers).