Met GRowler - GRowlette
(This began as GRowlette\'s thread about her anticipated visit to England, but has now developed into one about a July Backroom Meet, possibly, and appropriately, at the revamped ACE Cafe.)

Eight days to go and we get to UK. My Big One he tells me to share the driving. I\'m terrified.

Any tips PLEASE! HELP!

Growlette aka Catherine

Panicking - teabelly
Don\'t panic until you get here! It may not be as bad as you think :-) Does he mean share the driving on the way to your destination in the UK or once you are here? If the latter you could persuade G to let you have a lesson or two with a local driving school so you can get used to things without him in the passenger seat to stress you out. Alternatively find a quiet housing estate and driving around slowly for a bit then tackle a few of the more main roads and keep driving on progressively busier roads for the first days so you get used to them.

If he means straight away then that would depend on where you are landing in the UK and where you are going to. Chances are he wouldn\'t make you drive anywhere you couldn\'t cope with and driving in the philipines has to be more of a challenge than driving in the UK :-)

www.highwaycode.gov.uk/ - this is the UK highway code (rules of the road) it might help to make you recognise a few of the UK signs and have a basic idea of what you can and can\'t do so it feels less strange when you get here.
teabelly
Panicking - J Bonington Jagworth
He might be bluffing, Catherine, especially if you can \'help\' him to hire an interesting car (assuming Hertz/Avis have such a thing here). Anyway, I doubt you have much to fear if you can cope with Manila...
Panicking - Honestjohn
You got a visa? Well done. More than we could do after sitting for 5 hours in the British Embassy compound in Bangkok. Still, we get to try again.

Growler and Growlette in the UK calls for a Backroom get together, surely?

Watch out for cautious, over-polite, slow drivers.

Try and hire a MINI.

HJ
Panicking - Robin Reliant
Scare the wotsit out of him in the first few minutes, screaming \"Wheee this fun!

Should do the trick.
Panicking - THe Growler
HJ this OT, but you cannot believe the hoops we had to jump through. She was reduced to tears in interviews I was not allowed to attend by pimply 20 something little vice-consuls. I don\'t need to go on but I\'m ashamed. Imagine being asked to show letters/e-mails and other things as proof of your relationship, not to mention the title deeds to your house and the accounts of your business. At one point the whole thing almost caused a rift between us.

Meanwhile, as my daughter tells me, the illegals flood in through Folkestone by the container load. Welcome to Britain, here\'s your McDonalds voucher, the key to your flat and some money to help you get started, if you need any more let us know and have a nice day.

Sorry, Mark, wipe it, it\'s way OT but a very emotive thing for us both.

HJ keep trying.
Panicking - Honestjohn
Hi Growl and ette,

Yes, I too am having to provide all that stuff: business bank statements, personal bank statements, phone bills, photos of me with her family, her with me, plus rent-book of rented house, telephone numbers of Thai friends in England, etc., etc., etc., and that\'s just for a 6 week visit. Maybe it\'s because the minimum UK visa is 6 months or something. So why don\'t they change that? I can understand them wanting to keep people out who are likely to be a drain on the economy or later depend on the state, but how does a holidaymaker fit that description? And, of course, if we don\'t get the visa, I just have to spend more time and money diving and driving in Thailand (motoring connection). At least driving is good there.

On a lighter note, what are the chances of a meet? Any other Backroomers out there want to meet our Far East Correspondent?

HJ
Panicking - NowWheels
Any other Backroomers out there want to meet our Far East Correspondent?


Hmm, are they gonna bring the Mustang? ;-)
Panicking - Cardew
\"On a lighter note, what are the chances of a meet? Any other Backroomers out there want to meet our Far East Correspondent?\"


Would love to but depends where and when.

C
Panicking - Adam {P}
Me too but would also depend on the location. I\'m a jobless hobo at the minute waiting for Uni to start back again so when doesn\'t matter.
Adam
Panicking - THe Growler
HJ:

I am on a very swift visit to the Land of Doom and Gloom because I have some litigation issues pending back here in the Land of Sun and Fun (and that can start a whole nother thread, but I won\'t for now.....yes Mark it is motoring....) I shall be in T/Wells 16-18 July, then Edinburgh till about 24th then back to TW.

I would welcome the chance to meet up and I can extend my stay for a day or two in UK, I have business things to attend to there in London anyway. I\'ll be accessing my email plagissimo@hotmail.com so anyone in the BR feel free to contact me for a meet in London, given your respective schedules. I\'ll buy the first round. I\'ll post some firmer dates next day or two.

Cathy is supposed to get her visa stamped Friday. They give yuo a number and call you in. Endless lines at the Brit Embassy. You have to get there at 6 a.m. I really hope she gets it because travel agent won\'t cut the ticket without it, and so on and so on. We are booked out 7/15 arr LHR 7/16.




Panicking - spikeyhead {p}
On a lighter note, what are the chances of a meet?
Any other Backroomers out there want to meet our Far East
Correspondent?
HJ


I\'m up for another meet, anywhere in the South East and I\'ll do my best to make it.
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I read often, only post occasionally
Panicking - Dalglish
re immigration bureacracy and motoring bureacracy and rules & regulations-

they are in fact very simialr to most laws. the law-abiding get the pain, they follow all the rules and procedures.

and we have all seen evidence in these forums of what happens to those who decide to ignore the mots, tax, insurance requirements.

but enough of motoring or other politics. i am sure growlette will have no worries getting her visa and i hope the meet is arranged on a date/time/place where i can make it too.
Panicking - Andrew-T
Won't you be hiring an HD?
Panicking - Altea Ego
Pack you macs kids, as you may have seen from Wimbledon, the weather is crap
Panicking - THe Growler
No worries mate. You chaps have rain. We are in the tropics and we have RAIN. (lol)i.e. 12" of the stuff in 20 mins.

I will post something with a few days' notice if I can with location etc.
Panicking - BobbyG
Growlette, I think your first concern is to watch out for anyone who hijacks your thread to arrange for a booze up with his mates!!!

That will be why he is wanting you to drive...
Panicking - GRowlette
Oh yes I know that. He has made plans to meet up with old pals that's why he wants me to drive. One thing he loves his beer and get him started with his mates really you don't know, anything can happen.

No Mustang in UK. I hate that thing. Noisy and oily and smelly inside, he wastes his money on it. Harleys are OK, I love them.

Really I hope i get that visa friday, still they say come back to the Embassy I don't know what they want. So much paperwork. If it was Philippines embassy just give someone lunch money and something under the table and you get it in a couple of hours.

I'm a working girl and I'm with him and he says he'll sponsor me, return ticket, got property in UK also. I'm not mail order bride, we've been together 5 years. Really I'm so nervous about it all.










Panicking - Honestjohn
Growlette, if you\'ve got to go back at 6.00am or 8.00am or whatever to pick up your visa, then you\'ve got your visa. Otherwise it would be another interview of something.

Chok dee krab

HJ

Now, whereareweall gonna meet up?
Panicking - Adam {P}
I think I speak for everyone when I say a nice place in Lancashire would be great! Of course I live there but that has no bearing on my suggestion whatsoever.

Lancashire it is then?

;-)


Adam
Panicking - frostbite
Lancashire it is then?



Isn't that near Yorkshire?
Panicking - Happy Blue!
Todmoden then - a place in Yorkshire with a Lancashire post code ;-)
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Espada III - well if you have a family and need a Lamborghini, what else do you drive?
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
Fellow BR-ers

For totally selfish yet entirely practical reasons on my behalf London is the only place I could make it. Has to do with time and commitments I have to attend to back here in our glorious Republik. Anywhere central London will work for us, let's say pub/dinner?. For my account. Suggestions? Just give me some space to post some dates.I will do that once we arrive in UK.

Right now we are on tenterhooks hoping my Filipina partner can get that visa from HMG's representative in the colonies on Friday. Otherwise I will bring my equally (oops) beautiful daughter who is half Brit.

Either way you'll get some eye candy. That's what you all want anyway.......be honest..... personally I would just like to make sure I don't upset Mark and an investment in a few pints of his preference plus a decent steak and kidney might prove a good strategy.....

Now then, motoring it must be, so I'm off to book a class B on the 'net via Hertz.

Salamat po at ingat ka.

Growler


Meet GRowler - Mark (RLBS)
an investment in a few pints of his preference plus a decent steak and kidney might prove a good strategy.....


I can be bought, and that seems a fair price.
Meet GRowler - Honestjohn
I suppose for Growler, really it should be the Ace Cafe.

HJ
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
>>>>>
I suppose for Growler, really it should be the Ace Cafe.

Yup, give me my Triumph Bonnie, stick sixpence in the jukebox and I\'ll do the ton-up down the N. Circular and be back before Chuck Berry finishes Maybelline...............




Meet GRowler - Dalglish
suggestion to hj & mods:

how about changing the title of this thread to include reference to the potential meet-up under discussion?

i only ask that because i had missed reading this post until now.
Meet GRowler - Honestjohn
Good idea, Dalgleish. It\'s done.

Anyone know anything about the reincarnated ACE Cafe?

Particularly its precise North Circular location?

HJ
Meet GRowler - AngryJonny
Hopefully this'll work. Not used TinyURL before...

tinyurl.com/3agr7

...is the location. Just about where the arrow is.

www.ace-cafe-london.com
Meet GRowler - Dalglish
ace cafe location and history; alternative to e34kid\' s location link: -

a thorough explanation how to get to the Ace Cafe site, either by road or public transport

www.ace-cafe-london.com/f1_10.htm


THE ACE CAFE LONDON - A Short History
www.ace-cafe-london.com/f1.htm

Meet GRowler - DougB
Stonebridge Park station is about 35 mins from Oxford Circus on the Bakerloo Line. ( I used to go to the dentist there and counted every minute). Not sure about the Sunday service

Also good access for M25, M1, M4, A1 and M40.

If the date fits I would go.

Regards DougB.
Meet GRowler - SjB {P}
Good luck GRowler and GRowlette.

I am a lucky guy, very happily married to a Czech girl, but boy did we go through the hoops with endless interrogation and petty officialdom to get here. Even got caught up in the IND computer fiasco, which got used time and time again as an excuse for what was actually Head Office versus Consulate politics and rivalry. The only positive side was that the pain, heartache, and yes, near rifts on a few occasions, really proved that the relationship was the right one, and that it worked! We laugh about it now, but it was not so funny then!

Hope you can look on a similar positive side, and sorry we won't get the chance to meet (I would have happily ridden the Hornet in to the Ace Cafe, with Mrs SjB pillion) as it's just an hour from here, but we will be on holiday in Sweden (As if I don't see enough of the country with my work!)

Enjoy your trip.
Meet GRowler - volvoman
Second that Gr, HJ & SJB - our trip overseas to get Mrs V's marriage visa was a nightmare in the planning for all the reasons mentioned BUT the official we dealt with at the British Embassy in Bratislava made the whole thing painless for us in the end. He was extremely polite, efficient and above all considerate of our siuation - no interrogation whatsoever! A different story here though at times and as has been said those who follow the rules always face a more onerous task than those who seek to evade them. Anyway I sincerely hope it all goes well for you in the end HJ and that Growlette doesn't find good ole GB quite as awful as GR says it is :) Good luck.
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
Ace Cafe, N. Circular, dates to follow. Pencil in 26 - 27 July -ish to be confirmed. I don't have me Bonneville any more but I'll bring me Harley vest and tattoos. Just so hope we can get my old lady's visa Friday. She would be mortified to miss such an event. She would charm you all I(males that is).

I don't think I have quite enough hair any more to grease it up into the obligatory duck's-tail, and the waistline isn't quite as Wild One-esque as it was once, but I'll do my best. Hopefully with some Del Shannon on the jukebox we'll cope.

If anyone out there has a Norton Dommy 88 or a Beeza Goldie in need of a workout, do let me know.........I'd love to get a ride in UK, seriously. Or a Velocette Venom Clubman, now you're talking. No other bike I've ridden ever since held the road like that did.

This may work. Let me talk dates when i get sorted in UK.




Meet GRowler - J Bonington Jagworth
"This may work"

Hope so - esp. for Growlette...
Meet GRowler - Mark (RLBS)
>>Norton Dommy 88

Funny you should say that.

The good news is that its actually a 99SS, one of the first with the slimline featherbed frame - 1955, I believe, since before that they had a rather peculiar lump of iron as the frame - 600cc of lots of noisy fun.

The bad news is that its been 15 years since I last had it in one piece and running and I can't see it getting fixed this side of a long time from now.
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
You mean you still have it? Silver or red paint? Give it to me, I'll fix it. Engines were crap,all full of rattles but roadholding A1.

So far this thread looks like Rockers 3 Mods nil.
Meet GRowler - SjB {P}
Aww... You beat me to it! GMTA.
Meet GRowler - Mark (RLBS)
Silver with black lining.

The featherbed frame was so far ahead of its time that its still a lovely frame to use.

I like the engine - pre-unit construction & dead easy to work on. The only thing I don't like is the little caps just below the rocker covers, but I've only stripped them about a thousand times each. I know people prefer the triumph engine in the featherbed frame, but I've always liked the Norton engine.

I like the fact that I not only still own tubes of hermatite, I still need them !

And give it to you ? With all due respect, I don't think so !!!

It'll be my retirement hobby if I don't get to it before. It came off the road partly because I was leaving the UK and partly because I had frankly neglected it for a year or two and it needs a substantial amount of minor work - rubber shocks in the rear hub, primary drive sproket, clutch, oil leaks and the like.

The final straw was when the dynamo (no alternator) went toes up. But like I say, I'll get back to it and in the meantime I like it being in the garage - it keeps the box with the Matchless G12 (complete and original) company - naff frame, great engine. Although that's younger, its 1959.

Meet GRowler - Alyn Beattie
Ahhh! Velocette Venom. Buying clutch corks by the bag, fishtail silencer, best sounding single ever. Did not have the clubman though.

Travelling to work when I was a 17 year old apprentice. Scrawny little kid that I was, had difficulty kicking the old girl over. Swapped it for a 1953 Singer Hunter (Bad Move)
--
Alyn Beattie

I'm sane, it's the rest of the world that's mad.
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
Yes, clutch corks! Every 3 months or so take down the plates and replace the corks. Velos were definitely idiosyncratic. They stuck with that wretched Miller dynamo belt-driven as I recall which gave lighting power roughly equivalent to that of a candle in my local church. Their engines were superbly hand-built though and the sound they made.......

Kick starting was an art. Tickle the carb, Retard the magneto, pull the compression lever, find TDC, take a deep breath, leap up in the air and jump on the kick-start for all you're worth. I'm sure my left leg is longer than my right to this day.

If anyone sometimes asks me what happened to the UK motorcycle industry I always say it was a simple stroke of genius by the Japanese -- fit electric starters......

Well, Dad signed as guarantor and I got a Bonneville. £320.16.3d
OTR. Which brings us back to the Ace cafe. I used to live in Stanmore so it wasn't that far away.


Meet GRowler - Alyn Beattie
You are right Growler, The starter motor on a bike changed it all. My current machine, a 1982 Honda CX500 is easy to start, easy to ride and super smooth. But not as much fun as the old Velo.

Think we had better stop this reminiscing, otherwise one of the Landrovers might get sold and a bike of known make will end up in the garage. (I sense a divorce threat on it's way)

Hope to meet up with you but it depends very much on the date


--
Alyn Beattie

I'm sane, it's the rest of the world that's mad.
Meet GRowler - Ian (Cape Town)
>> an investment in a few pints of his preference plus
a decent steak and kidney might prove a good strategy.....
I can be bought, and that seems a fair price.


I seem to recall the going rate used to be a ploughman's lunch ... I suppose inflation comes to the backroom eventually.
Meet GRowler - Mark (RLBS)
>>used to be a ploughman's lunch

"Used to be" is right.

And when are you going to get your sorry self over here ?
Meet GRowler - Ian (Cape Town)
Sheesh - given the weather reports I see, of you guys sweltering in 19C degree heat with monsoon, while I'm freezing my nads off at 24C under clear skies, maybe I should wait ...
But seriously, a whisltestop trip is planned for later this year.
Meet GRowler - Altea Ego
So If I turn up on my Lambretta Li150 I shall be laughed off the forecourt then?
Meet GRowler - malteser
Shame - we do not arrive in the UK until 11th August. I remember the Ace Caff, junction of the Harrow Road & the North Circulasr isn't it?
Roger in Spain
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
If it's a blue and beige Lambretta and reg 1862 BP then it belonged to my fiancée Sandra with impregnable Aertex knickers (c. 1961)
Meet GRowler - hillman
"Any tips PLEASE! HELP!"

Greetings, and have a great time here!
Sorry about the weather, we can't arrange that to order.

There was a thread not too long ago about advice to a new lady driver. I was very impressed with it at the time. I'm not good at finding these things, terrible memory, worse technique. Perhaps Mark will point it up for you.

If you get into any problems make sure that Himself is next to you. A smile from him should sort things out.
Meet GRowler - malteser
Bearing in mind the recent report on spelling & word meanings (and today's article by Lynn Truss in the Daily Tel.), I am glad to see that GRowler knows the correct meaning of "impregnable".
Roger in Spain
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
Sorry about this.

Up since crack of dawn. I have a tear-streaked Growlette on the sofa who has cried herself to sleep.

My beautiful wonderful lovely Filipina lady who is the apple of my eye and who charms all she meets and is the gentlest kindest most loving and generous person I know is in tears, Despite a file-full of bank statements, pictures of us together, sworn affidavits of support from me, copies of my UK tax returns, 2 prior consular interviews, copy of her little house's title deeds, records of her Social Security payments, statements of both our bank accounts, invoice for return air ticket, Brit Embassy turned her down for her visa "not convinced she would return to the Philippines". Look at her, she's on the HJ pic website, does she look like a threat to national security? Terrorist threat advisories here etc are currently at a high level, so undoubtedly some Embassy feller is doing a CYA. This is a motoring not a political or agony forum so I will not elaborate. She's miserable, She said it was like being stripped naked. I called her Mum over to be with her. Sorry for rant.

Nonetheless Yours Truly will be there with tales of derring-do, will give the Ace Cafe date proposals shortly when I get my schedule sorted to give reasonable notice and of course any and all BR-ers are welcome. Let's call it an advance ??th birthday party for the Old Guy. I hope to bring my daughter Alexandra as well (just graduated). She's not a biker but I keep trying!

I'll bring my helmet and if anyone has a classic bike they wouldn't mind me taking a spin on, I'm up for that! Would love to throw my leg over a Velo after all these years, Beasts to start but boy did they handle the bends. Better than a Norton IMHO, and I've fallen off more bikes than most! There was a little humpback bridge on the A283(?) near Pulborough where, if you gunned it on the Velo while leaned over, the whole plot would leave the ground and come down at 30 degrees ready for the next bend. The Velocette wouldn't waver an inch. A Triumph on the other hand required the clenchest of clenched buttocks. We used to see how fast we could do it, 3 of us. Ron's Ariel 350 went into the hedge and we had to extricate him from a group of curious cows. On those skinny Avons 3,25 in front 3.50 at the back that was madness when I look at the big fat comforting rubber my HD has now. Stop it G. Old men's tales already.

Mark I still have some red Hermatite in my toolbox somewhere, doubtless congealed solid by now. You never told me you were a closet biker......used to make me own gaskets out of brown envelopes.....if I could just get hold of one of those rattly leaky 1960 Bonnies with the whippy frames in 2-tone blue just for an afternoon once again...never could balance those twin Amals, used to do it with a piece of neoprene tubing stuck in your ear so you got the approximate same sound out of each......... I have the Brando jacket (Harley one actually) already so that's OK...that is serious Ace cafe material.

One of my most treasured biking moments was when my pal Peter Gray in West Worthing customised 2 bikes for the late great Roy Orbison and he came over to take delivery of them. They were 1950's HD Panheads, ex Belgian police. Got my pic in the Worthing Herald with the Big O. Awesome.

Got some repair work to do on the home front after today (no not Mustang related, partner-related). More soon. Let's try and make this a serious date.

Forgive me for the indulgence if I need a bit of time to get my head together . My lady needs attention, somehow I have to pacify her. She really is devastated. I will be back.








Meet GRowler - Mark (RLBS)
>>.used to make me own gaskets out of brown envelopes.....

I dunno, you cowboys !

The correct way was to use a cornflakes packet, hold the piece of cardboard against the surface to be "gasketed" and then tap gently all the way around the [usually sharp] edge using a hammer. Perfect.

See your e-mail.
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
LOL, I feel I have been super-moddy-fied! Probably time for my come-uppance anyway. OK fair play to you sir.

Tell you what though, work in a petrol station and just save those last few drops of Castrol XL from each can, never have to spend any money on oil changes!








Meet GRowler - Honestjohn
GRowler, GRowlette, I\'m very sorry. Same thing could be about to happen to us as my friend has a cancellation visa interview on Monday. I thought we had a good chance until I read what had happened to GRowlette. Makes absolutely no sense at all. Why would she want to leave everything to come and stay here for good?

HJ
Meet GRowler - Happy Blue!
Given the number of articles and TV programmes about living and retiring overseas or buying a hoiday home, its clear that most Brits want to leasve this godforsaken country. If its so good, that we all want to leave, surely HMG would welcome honest and hard working people in, even just for a hol.

The next BR meet up should be somewhere car and Growlette friendly; and overseas - suggestions anyone?
--
Espada III - well if you have a family and need a Lamborghini, what else do you drive?
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
Espada truly a kind thought. What is Growlette-friendly (ASEAN countries, HK. TH. PH. SG. MH, all those) is probably almost near to impossible for anyone else -- time difference, airfares, cost etc and that's not fair. Nonetheless anyone who makes it out to our part of the colonies is assured of a very hospitable welcome and some very alarming motoring experiences! Believe me you would return to the Monday morning M25 thanking your good fortune...

We could set up a great BR experience here in the RP (we've done similar before) but the reality comes down to cost for everyone and of course the time. Not feasible. Growlette organised a monster 60th b'day party for some of us old ex-DHL wrecks a while back. We had a 3 day blast. Darn, I missed the micro-light airplane trips round the volcano (hungover again). But we have to be real.

I don't think UK is God-forsaken at all (provided it stays out of the EU) and there are times I would love the discipline of a white Volvo with blues and twos pulling over the idiots we have here (they would run out of notebooks) but regulation has just gone too far IMHO in UK. Mayhem has its virtues.








Meet GRowler - Mark (RLBS)
did you get my e-mail ?
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
Mark:

Thank you yes, indeed I did and replied about 15 mins ago. Pls let me know if not rec'd.

Graham.
Meet GRowler - Mark (RLBS)
not as yet.
Meet GRowler - BobbyG
Mark, sorry to hijack this but I know you can delete it off. Did you receive the email I sent you re my question in IHAC re company takeover?
Meet GRowler - volvoman
Sincere commiserations GR & especially GRowlette and best of luck HJ. Makes you feel like a crimial doesn't it! Truth is, they're already here fully funded by the taxpayer.

This is so stupid - the world, his wife, the mother in law and their dog can get in here along with one legged roofers and one armed electricians! Even Osama Bin Laden would be allowed to stay if he came here in the back of a truck and claimed asylum!! Yet another case of gross ineptitude I'm afraid, locking the wrong stable door after the horse has bolted! Nonsense.
Meet GRowler - J Bonington Jagworth
"Terrorist threat"

If it's any consolation, French airport officials just confiscated the plastic swords from two toddlers dressed up in Peter Pan outfits, on the same basis.

Sincere commiserations to Cathy, G. I, for one, would love to meet her. There's no explaining the minds of bureaucrats...
Meet GRowler - Garethj
I went to the Ace a few months back, as it's 45 mins from home and 45 mins from the office, I'm sure I can make it.

I'll probably be on a (modern) bike too ;-)

Gareth
Meet GRowler - frostbite
My sympathies to you, Cathy.

The UK greets thieves, scroungers, and religious extremists on a daily basis.

You are clearly none of these.
Meet GRowler - uk2usa
Hi Growler,
Forgive my ignorance, but if you are a British citizen, isn't your wife then eligible to live and work in the UK with you? That being the case, I don't get why she has to specifically prove that she intends to return to the Phillipines after the holiday in order to be issued a tourist visa.
Meet GRowler - Honestjohn
Non EC, non asylum seeking foreign wives can usually come and live, but not necessarily work, in the UK. Can take 5 years before they are allowed to work. But we are not talking here of wives.

HJ

Meet GRowler - malteser
Is that a hint? HJ
Roger in Spain
Meet GRowler - Robin Reliant
Disgustingly heavy handed teatment to both Growler and Growlette, especially as the Muslim guy who spends his life advocating the deaths of all Jews and homosexuals has been allowed over as a guest of Ken Livingstone.

I sometimes feel the world is going bonkers.
Meet GRowler - Hugo {P}
GRowler,

I have other commitments so am unlikely to be up in London at that time, otherwise I would be honoured to pop in to see you.

Also I am really sorry that Growlette couldn't come over to the UK. I hope that she gets to come over another time.

All the best and I hope you and your daughter have a great time in the UK.

Hugo
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
First, I'm overwhelmed by all the kind remarks about my partner's non-visa. I just find the whole thing astonishing and for her part given her perception and preconceptions about the West as a so much better place than here she simply cannot understand it. She's still a bit weepy and the disappointment on her face is very upsetting. She had been building herself up for months for this. She read all your comments and told me to thank everyone for their kind remarks.

Such a shame, if you met her you would take to her instantly. Everyone does. How on earth a little 100lb thing like her could be regarded as some sort of potential immigration problem....but anyway....

We are not husband and wife, which I think is the nub of it.

Must get back on track here. I will revisit the Ace, I think around 26 or 27 and as I said will confirm. I wonder if they still have Gene Vincent and Eddie Cochran on the jukebox. I'm thinking of my old RAF surplus leather jacket, the winkle pickers, white silk scarf, silver Cromwell helmet, Stadium Mk VIII goggles and a young lady called Virginia, who was a mere 17 years old with a mane of red hair and rode a Triumph T110. We always called her "Virgin for short but for long" although I have no knowledge (in both the Biblical and the literal sense) of that.

Rewind to 1959.........................

Sorry, yesterday was a difficult one..

...out/
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Meet GRowler - THe Growler
HJ:

You may be luckier in BKK. I am pretty sure the Brit Embassy in MNL is taking an especial hard line due to the definite terrorist links down in the Muslim south of the Philippines. Of course that is good sense, but exercise a bit of judgement. I do some consulting with recruitment of nurses from her to UK, that is straightforward because the applicant has a job offer and a viable qualification.

It is daft. I mean if it was a matter of a simple 14 day average holiday visa, show us return ticket and proof of funds, sign here and pay the fee.....that was how it used to be.

She's looking over my shoulder now...here she comes:

========================

Really thanks all. So much kind words. This is too much posting by him about this thing, I've told him stop it, it isn't motoring and its wasting HJ's space. It's God's will anyway. I said go, have a safe trip, enjoy yourself, call me every day please and I'll be here when you get back.

For Mark: so kind, nice you said that. Too late this time but we will try again next year.

Now I'm going to wash my car (link to motoring?? :+)

Growlette/Catherine.


Meet GRowler - Hugo {P}
All the best for both of you!

Hugo
Meet GRowler - Honestjohn
This is to keep the 'Meet GRowler' thread on the front page. We seem to be looking at the ACE Cafe on 26th or 27th July.

HJ
Meet GRowler - HF
Cathy - just to say I'm so sorry about what's happened - please see my email that I've sent to G's address for you.
HF xx
Meet GRowler - Honestjohn
No consolation to Cathy, but they blew out Muta's visa application too. Seems to be general policy.

HJ
Meet GRowler - merlin
Sorry to hear that both Cathy and Muta's visa applications were refused. I had similar problems a few years ago getting my Thai gf, as she was then, to the UK. She was a doctor in Thailand but that counted for nothing. When she first visited the embassy applying for a visitor's visa one of the Thai's at the embassy suggested she was a vagrant. She was very upset. By the time we had an embassy interview arranged it was too late to make her scheduled trip to the UK, so I decided there was no point going through with the interview as having a visa rejection can make life more difficult next time. Rather than my gf visiting the UK we met in Singapore.

In January 2003 we got engaged. Getting a fiancee visa was relatively straightforward and we married 6 months later. We are now happily married living in the UK. My wife has been working legally in our local library and is taking the exam to be a doctor here next month. There are some photos on my website for anyone interested.

As for getting visas, from what I've heard and read, in the past many Thai people ignored their visa conditions and stayed in the UK when they should have returned to Thailand. Now they are very strict about who they give visas to. Sadly this effects everyone including those who are honest and will respect their visa conditions.
Meet GRowler - GRowlette
Well, we can try again. He has to go to UK anyway. If you guys meet him please send him back to me is all I want!

Meet GRowler - Altea Ego
We Might kidnap him and send back a Growler clone.....

Anyone Volunteers?
Meet GRowler - Mapmaker
>>Getting a fiancee visa was relatively straightforward

So get engaged then. Although a contractual promise, the days of suing a man for failing to marry a girl are long gone. And with the protracted engagements that the youth of today tend to have, who is to say when you will need to get married.


This Ace cafe place. Is it dry, being a drivers' cafe?
Meet GRowler - merlin
>>Getting a fiancee visa was relatively straightforward
So get engaged then. Although a contractual promise, the days
of suing a man for failing to marry a girl are
long gone. And with the protracted engagements that the youth
of today tend to have, who is to say when you
will need to get married.


They've thought of that - you have 6 months to marry her...
Meet GRowler - J Bonington Jagworth
Wonderful, isn't it? You go through all the proper channels with a perfectly reasonable request, jump through all the hoops, but they still turn you down. And then they wonder why so many people arrive illegally...

Sorry, just muttering into my virtual pint (so early too!).
Meet GRowler - Thommo
Same thing happened to my friend and his Brazilian girlfriend. Meanwhile if you strap yourself to the bottom of a lorry...

Anyway, could I point out that 25th July is the big Thai get together in Battersea Park and is generally a fun day out for all.

I am currently stuck in UK but missing LOS big time so I will be there crying in to my Singha.

Unofficial Backroom get together?

Date might work for Mr. G.

Meet GRowler - THe Growler
More soon, have some work to do. Keep the faith. I hope I can do this, I have a pending litigation thing back here which may or may not require my presence. It's motoring, by the way (link :+)

I will contact ACE cafe re whether dry or not liquor-wise. More on this.

I will post by 20th latest what my plans are. It would be marvellous to put some faces to names, and meeting the mighty HJ would be a privilege in itself, if it were possible, and I joke not.

Thommo it's a lovely thought, but to gaze upon those lovely oriental ladies without my own oriental angel hanging off me as she so often does would be heart-rending. Then again, the prospect of a few cold Singhas with some Mekong whisky chasers (any chance?) might calm the troubled breast, as it were. Then I want a Phad Thai full of crunchy bamboo shoots with all, and I mean ALL, the different chilis in those little bowls, just give me the number of the fire brigade before I get started.

Sorry all, garrulous old fool as usual.

To motoring:

What's a good rental? Ford Focus? I had a Fiat Punto before, that was OK. Corsa?=hated it. Hertz have a Class B reserved for me at LHR but I would like to specify a definite model. Must have a/c, I can't live without that. Talking 10-14 days maybe 800 miles. Must be comfortable, economy not a problem, I don't care about CD etc and I hate diesel, doesn't have to be anything fancy.

Any and all opinions gratefully received.


Meet GRowler - henry k
What's a good rental? Ford Focus? I had a Fiat Punto
before, that was OK. Corsa?=hated it. Hertz have a Class B
reserved for me at LHR but I would like to specify
a definite model. Must have a/c, I can't live without that.
Talking 10-14 days maybe 800 miles. Must be comfortable, economy not
a problem, I don't care about CD etc and I hate
diesel, doesn't have to be anything fancy.
Any and all opinions gratefully received.

>>

www.hertz.co.uk/byr/fleet/index.cfm
Site says Focus 1.6LX is manual and 1.6 is an auto both with A/C.
Meet GRowler - Robin Reliant
Arrive in style, Growler. Chauffeur driven stretch limo with bullhorns on the front and a bevy of Phillipino maids waving out the windows as you lounge in the back with your Jack Daniels.

Even the Harley owners will turn green...
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
I wish I wish. I did once hire a stretch Lincoln in Vegas (in white with blacked out windows natch) and we got 5 guys and 5 ...er...ladies in it and we had a helluva night at the MGM Grand, but that was in my younger days. The driver was Greek, I don't know why I remember that, maybe it's the footie lately.

One of my favorite album covers is the one with Eric Clapton driving a Caddy convertible with several days' stubble and a huge grin on his face with an enormous B.B. King in black tie sprawled across the back seat with his guitar evidently enjoying the experience. "Riding With The King". Play the blues, son.

However a mere pensioner like me cannot afford such profligacy. Bottle of Jack here is about seven pounds. What's it cost in UK? I'll bring some anyway.

I do want a decent car so I think I will take under advisement (yes I still watch those old Perry Mason movies on Classic TV) the words of wisdom above and ask the man (or lady) in black and yellow for a Group C.

As ever, thanks to everyone for their advice. One wonderful thing here is Hertz will rent you a car with driver at a daily rate. No worries about DUI, finding somewhere to park, how to get from here to there. Very discreet as well, let's say if you...well....let's say if you..... not that I would with Growlette reading all my posts, of course.

Impossibly unaffordable in UK I guess.

Have to get my air tickets now. Can you believe the price has gone up 23% in a year?


Meet GRowler - GRowlette
Thanks for that henry k. Much appreciated.

The black and yellow crew at LHR have me booked in for a Focus auto with a/c. Done it all thru the Hertz office here. Great service from a lovely lady called Carla.
(Booking the car I mean).
Meet GRowler - Altea Ego
Errrrrrr Group B is an economy car - Fiesta or similar. For a Focus with aircon (good choice btw) you need a C group
Meet GRowler - Stargazer {P}
Growler,
Just to add to the requests, please post date, venue and time when your itinary has settled down.

Ian L.
Meet GRowler - J Bonington Jagworth
Good news/bad news...

The Ace appears to be dry - quote: "The riders enjoying themselves whilst having a a cup of tea or coffee"

But, on the 24th, they are having a "Sun Sound Special Tribute to Sam Phillips" which might make up for it. Wonder if you can BYO...?
Meet GRowler - J Bonington Jagworth
"a a cup"

Their website, not my fingers! Unless it's something to do with lingerie, of course...
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
JBJ yes got it also.

24th dammit I'll be in Edinburgh but my meetings should be done .... It's a could-be. Be great to hear Carl Perkins, Roy Orbison and of course Elvis at a Sam Philips night, oh and I forgot Jerry Lee Lewis...

Get back to LON 25th. So much to do, business and personal stuff. Ace have a Harley night that week, might have been good. I'm on Emirates and they are booked solid, blackout dates for redeemed mileage travellers (that's me) through Dubai and I can't change my travel dates. I have a court case the following week back here anyway.

I would use public transport anyway to the Ace, so it will be a matter of the hip flask and tipping a drop of the old how's-your-father in the tea and six spoonfuls of sugar and a bacon sandwich like in days of yore. No worries there. Might be a bit boring for those who drive tho' ??

On 20th as promised I'll post my schedule. I would love to see the re-vamped Ace 40 years on.

Goodness I don't want my agenda dominating the BR, which it threatens to do. As Cathy the GRowlette is wont to say, too much already, sorry all.

Meet GRowler - hillman
This thread seems to have gone all quiet, What is Growlette up to - doing burnups in Growlers new wheels while he is out of the way?
Hillman Jinxed - Honestjohn
Glad to see you back after your access trouble with Mozarella, or whatever it's called. Raise your eyes slightly and you will see a new thread has been started right at the top giving details of the great occasion. We'll be very happy to meet up with you there.

HJ
Met GRowler - Dynamic Dave
I will post by 20th latest what my plans are.


Come on then Growler. The 20th is looming.
Meet GRowler - Mapmaker
Reverting to the subject of fountain pens, GRowler, www.bloomsbury-book-auct.com have a sale on 22nd July in London.
Meet GRowler - Honestjohn
Trying to keep this on the front page in case GRowler phones GRowlette so she can post and tell us when and where to meet him.

HJ
Meet GRowler - Dynamic Dave
HJ, I've made it a "sticky" thread (it remains at the top of the page regardless) so that G will hopefully see it.

DD.
Meet GRowler - Honestjohn
We'll need this so we know where to go (many thanks to Dalglish for the links)

A thorough explanation how to get to the Ace Cafe site, either by road or public transport

www.ace-cafe-london.com/f1_10.htm


THE ACE CAFE LONDON - A Short History
www.ace-cafe-london.com/f1.htm

HJ
Meet GRowler - Stargazer {P}
GRowler,

Is this still the 26th or 27th (dates proposed in the early part of the thread)

Exact date and time may be useful

StarGazer
Meet GRowler - Honestjohn
Maybe GRowler is too tied up with the issues he came her to deal with. Maybe he cannot access the internet. I don't know. I've e-mailed GRowlette with my phone numbers so she can give them to GRowler, he can phone me and I can post on his behalf. All I can do.

HJ
Meet GRowler - No Do$h
Cheers HJ.
Ace Cafe - THe Growler
Sorry folks I did email HJ about a meet for anyone in the area/interested at the Ace Cafe on the N. Circular Road Sunday p.m. next Appears he didn't get the email and I've been in the wilds of Scotland with no 'net access. Anyhow I'll be there as promised...look for an ancient hulk in a Harley shirt...
Ace Cafe - No Do$h
Are we talking Sunday 25th here G? Just to clarify for t\'others.

Unfortunately Sunday is out for me. I can do weekdays as I\'m usually within spitting distance of London but a 120 mile each-way trek when I have to get my daughter back by 16:30 to Mrs ND MkI is not an option.

Sorry :o(
Ace Cafe - Stargazer {P}
GRowler,

Sorry, if its Sun 25th then I am also unable to make it to the Ace Cafe. I was hoping you might be able to make the later dates you suggested a while ago....I can get into London midweek.

Hope the rest of you visit goes well

StarGazer (was Ian L.)
Meet GRowler - THe Growler
Sorry folks -- extremely tight schedule. Will be in Ace anyway Sun just to see what it looks like after all these years.




Meet GRowler - Mapmaker
Sadly Sunday is a no go for me - I've had both Monday & Tuesday marked down for weeks - I usually aim to be well outside the M25 for the weekend!
Meet GRowler - Honestjohn
Sorry everyone. Cathy e-mailed me today to tell me. Either did not get GRowler's e-mail or it got trashed with the 300 or so junk e-mails I get every day. (The type of e-mails I get there is no effective way of pre-filtering the gems from the junk.) Anyway, I'll be there. From about 2.00pm. And please, other Backroomers, if you can't come don't post and apologise like about 100 of you did for the last Backroom meet. Just don't come.

HJ

Meet GRowler - J Bonington Jagworth
Just Growler and you, then, HJ :-)

I will try to make it, but can't promise, as I'll have to get back to the Isle of Wight, and there will be trouble if I don't sort out my girlfriend's brake hoses...
Meet GRowler - Hugo {P}
Ouch HJ!

I won't be able to make it, but I would like to pass on my best wishes to Growler and his family, and indeed to all of you.

I know I'll miss another opportunity to meet up with everyone, but I'll be thinking of you. I feel I have got to know you over the time I have been on this site and I genuinely wish you all a good time. If I could be there I would.

All the best

Hugo
Meet GRowler - Honestjohn
Okay, fill you in. About 10 months ago a former backroomer name of Dan proposed the first Backroom meet at a North London pub. This resulted in a massive thread of Backroomers talking about what a wonderful time they were all going to have. Then, the day before, most of them made their excuses for not being able to come. And on the day about 10 actually showed up. I have to confess, I found that mildly annoying. So please either show up or shut up.

HJ
Meet GRowler - Ben {P}
I'm coming, if i may. After reading all of Growler's great posts on this forum, i'm looking forward to listening to some entertaining discussion between HJ and Growler.
Meet GRowler - PoloGirl


(Pologirl is welcome to show up if she wants to, but this particular post has been deleted without comment.)



Meet GRowler - Ben {P}
So graduand Polo Girl, are you coming? I dare you! Last time even the great man himself HJ turned up. A number of the group continued drinking into the small hours after moving onto a chinese restaurant i seem to remember.

What happened to Dan J; did he change his nick name, or has he disappeared?
Meet GRowler - spikeyhead {p}
I'll be there all being well, hopefully more will be there than for the last meet
--
I read often, only post occasionally
Meet GRowler - PoloGirl
So graduand Polo Girl, are you coming? I dare you! Last
time even the great man himself HJ turned up. A
number of the group continued drinking into the small hours after
moving onto a chinese restaurant i seem to remember.


Very clever to try and tempt me with alcohol and chinese, but I'm going to be in Hugo's part of the world for a week visiting my family.

Meet GRowler - Hugo {P}
"Very clever to try and tempt me with alcohol and chinese, but I'm going to be in Hugo's part of the world for a week visiting my family."

After reading this with interest and fear - a cold shiver ran down the back of Hugo's spine. At 6'4" Hugo didn't fear much, but the one known as Pologirl struck at the very heart of Hugo's worst nightmare.....

"What colour is her Polo - Is it still the same shape as it was when it left the bodyshop last time?" he thought. "Will I recognise it when it comes for me or will it be too quick?" He hoped it would be quick.....

Have a great time PG, If you're around East Cornwall I may see you!

Hugo
Meet GRowler - PoloGirl
Mmm... didn't know Hugo was 6 foot four! ;-)

Anyway..I'm ba-ack! Had a glorious week, and despite there being the heaviest rain I have ever seen in my life and no surf at all, I have managed to get anough of a tan to join up my freckles!

Don't worry Hugo, I stuck to North Cornwall and I wasn't driving. Polo stayed safely tucked up on my parents' driveway for the week.

By the way...the photos from the Ace Cafe... I had no idea that one member of the backroom was so attractive! ;-)

Meet GRowler - PoloGirl
I have managed to get *anough* of a
tan to join up my freckles!


*enough*... blimey, I haven't even graduated yet and I've forgotten how to spell! Sorry!


Meet GRowler - Hugo {P}
Okay, fill you in. About 10 months ago a former backroomer
name of Dan proposed the first Backroom meet at a North
London pub. This resulted in a massive thread of Backroomers talking
about what a wonderful time they were all going to have.
Then, the day before, most of them made their excuses for
not being able to come. And on the day about 10
actually showed up. I have to confess, I found that mildly
annoying. So please either show up or shut up.
HJ


Understand now :)

I remember that, HF and Rob did the food. Well, the problem is that I am in Cornwall, which, due to finances and other committments, removes any likelyhood of my being able to make it unless I were to be in the area at the time.

If I were about an hours drive away I would be delighted to come, but I'm afraid I live a little further away than that.

I wish you all the best and please pass on my regards to Growler and Growlette and all thier families.

Hugo
Meet GRowler - HF
>>A number of the group continued drinking into the small hours after moving onto a chinese restaurant i seem to remember.

What happened to Dan J; did he change his nick name, or has he disappeared?


Oh my, still famous after all this time. Chinese place was very good though!

I think Dan has been missing from the site for a bit - hopefully he'll come back one day.

Have a great day tomorrow all.

Met GRowler - Honestjohn
Well it happened. Nine Backroomers showed up in person and DVD made a virtual appearance by phoning the ACE Cafe to say hello. The roll call was: HJ, Growler, John55, JohnM, SJB ( Honda Hornet), Spikyhead, Ben, J. Bonington Jagworth and Henry K.

Photos here: groups.msn.com/honestjohn/acecafebackroommeet25720...1

Thanks to the fine nine and to DVD. Raspberries to everyone else.

HJ
Met GRowler - spikeyhead {p}
Was worth making the jourmey to meet GRowler and the others there
--
I read often, only post occasionally
Met GRowler - Adam {P}
Now that HJ is a nice shirt. What would be nice is a list of people in order according to the picture so we can put faces to the names.
Adam
Met GRowler - Honestjohn
In the main photo L to R we have Henry K, JohnM, J. Bonington Jagworth, HJ, GRowler, SJB, John55, Spikyhead and Ben.

HJ
Met GRowler - Adam {P}
Cheers HJ
Adam
Met GRowler - GRowlette
Hi guys:

I been checking the site because of your meet. Good pics. I have forwarded this msg and I will call him. Thanks so much for coming to the Ace, I know it means a lot to him.

Just I want him back safe is all. Him and his bikes what to do?!

Best wishes to all, HJ especially.

Cathy aka GRowlette

Met GRowler - J Bonington Jagworth
Well, Growlette, he was OK when we left him...

It was an honour to meet him (not to mention HJ and the others) and I'm sorry our stupid authorities stopped you from coming. Perhaps next time?
Met GRowler - henry k
Well, Growlette, he was OK when we left him...

I too will say that I left him standing upright with many many bikes and bikers all around. Far too many of both to count. A great location to meet. He was on form and gently enjoying himself. Not at all living up to his forum name.
It was an honour to meet him (not to mention HJ
and the others) and I'm sorry our stupid authorities stopped you
from coming. Perhaps next time?

>>
It was good to meet HJ and some names from the forum.
I appreciate that others have other commitments or a long or impossible trek to such a meet. I feel fortunate that this time I could make it.
Growlette
I am sure you will give him a big welcome when we re export him back to you in the rain

henry k.
Met GRowler - SjB {P}
Thanks for a fine time, Guys. It was a genuine pleasure to make acquaintance with you all, and beat the alternative of jelly and ice cream, too: After a great ride, I arrived back exactly as 'proper' food was being put on the table. Perfect result!

Have a safe flight home GRowler, and until the next time, All.

Met GRowler - JohnM{P}
Yes, I'm glad that I dragged the buzzing Golf up the M4 to meet you all! If only I had had food waiting for me when I got back...

I hope that that black house on wheels you were driving, HJ, had good central heating as you must have been frozen in that shirt...
Thanks all, Cheers!!
Met GRowler - THe Growler
What can I say. Great pics, which I shall re-post if HJ has no objection, on www.motorcyclephilippines.com, my local site. Great company too.

Meeting HJ was really something (GRowlette demanded to know what he\'s like in the flesh, so I have a job to do there) and to those of you who made the trek, many thanks.

I promised SjB the link of our local equivalent to the Ace Caff:

www.handlebar.com.ph

Thanks again.

G.




Met GRowler - Adam {P}
G,
I know HJ said if you can't go then don't make excuses but I just want to say I would have loved to have gone. There was no way I could haave gotten all the way to London sadly but at least there are photos of the event.

Glad you enjoyed it and if there is ever another meet in the years to come I will try to make it....unless of course you hold it in the Philippines ;-)

Cheers
Adam
Met GRowler - frostbite
unless
of course you hold it in the Philippines ;-)


In my case, make that 'especially if..'
Met GRowler - J Bonington Jagworth
"GRowlette demanded to know what he's like"

I think the shirt says it all.. :-)

Have since thought of lots of things I wanted to talk about, so hope you're back again before too long. With Growlette, preferably!
Met GRowler - SjB {P}
Thanks, GRowler.

You weren't kiddin' when you said some local lovelies will give the bike a good soap over whilst you're sinking a nice cold one, were you!

Stay safe,
SjB
Met GRowler - J Bonington Jagworth
That does look good, doesn't it, SjB? From the picture, the founder could almost be a relative of Growler's...

The best I could manage was an Ace Cafe sticker, but at least I've found a good home for it:

www.chessell.plus.com/stuff.htm

It was very good to meet you. I may have to start saving for a Hornet...
Met GRowler - THe Growler
Hornet?

Nah, go the whole nine yards and make it a Harley! Mortgage the house and the wife and whatever if necessary but do it right FCS.

Great to see you guys and thanks again.
Met GRowler - J Bonington Jagworth
Message received - I hear they have rubber engine mounts now, too! So when are you going to get that V-Rod, G? :-)
Met GRowler - THe Growler
Rubber engine mounts? Hmph! Are you a man or a mouse? What's the point of a motorbike that doesn't vibrate? What else are you going to to do with Sunday mornings if you don't have any bits to put back on?

No V-Rod for me, I want to have GRowlette masssage back the feeling in my nether parts after a long ride...........
Met GRowler - J Bonington Jagworth
"Are you a man or a mouse?"

Hmm - no comment! I could go for a Buell, I think. Would that do?

Anyway, I'm sure you'll get a decent massage on your return... :-)
For DVD - THe Growler
A belated thank-you to DVD, who made a phone call to the Ace with a message which the lady co-owner took great trouble to deliver to us.

I was a bit worried by all those police motorbikes parked up, but then I remembered I was at the mercy of the Underground and Castlemaine XXXX and not driving.

Again, a great afternoon.




Biking - SjB {P}
I was a bit worried by all those police motorbikes parked up...

I think they were there as part of the www.BikeSafe.co.uk initiative, whereby a member of the biking public can go on an observed ride with a Police motorcyclist (in both of their own time), but was mightily amazed by their laid back approach. Good PR, sure, but a nice opposite to the nit picking reputation that the police often get.


JBJ: That does look good, doesn't it, SjB? From the picture, the founder could almost be a relative of Growler's...

Funny, but I had exactly the same thought!

Gissa shout if you are ever in my neck of the woods on the Suzi. I can highly recommend some roads for a nice jaunt from our town out to the Cotswolds, taking in a decent pub lunch on the way. Alternatively, some times I'm with biking friends down nearer your part of the world, so could let you know when this next happens, if you're interested. No nutters BTW, and everyone is given room to find their own pace, so nothing to worry about.

Take no notice of GRowler by the way. Remember he lives in the dream world where gorgeous beauties clean your bike, for heavens sake! He actually confided in me that it ain't what ya ride, it's how ya ride it that matters! Right, G? ;-))

Biking - THe Growler
What struck me was that this surely is the best kind of policing.
Mingling with the "policed" as it were, and building relationships. I chatted with a couple of the cops and looked over their bikes and they were bikers just like me as well as law enforcement officers.

Again, a great afternoon.
Biking - Honestjohn
So you're home safe, GRowler. Back with the gorgeous GRowlette.

HJ
Biking - THe Growler
No HJ, still in London, got a problem with a tenant in my London flat. Should have left yesterday but still here till Aug 3.

Growlette not amused at delayed return but I visited Ann Summers in Bayswater this a.m. and hopefully what I've bought for her will do the needful, especially the furry handcuffs, (HF will know that whereof I speak....oops...who said that.,.,..)

But to motoring: ages to get through the Kings Rd this a.m. What has Red Ken been up to? I could have walked faster from Sloane Sq Stn to the Warrs Harley shop. Which is what I did going back. Almost as bad as Manila.

Sorry SbJ/JBJ, the V-Rod doesn't cut it. I want it big and noisy and in your face. Next one has to be a Fat Boy methinks.

Good to see you all again, please stay in touch. BR is great.

/GRowler out.








Biking - J Bonington Jagworth
"the V-Rod doesn't cut it"

I probably won't buy one either (!), but it's an impressive piece of kit, especially from a firm that seemed to favour slow evolution. I gather that the silencers, which have a very graceful and complex shape, are made by an extraordinary process involving high pressure hydraulics - again, not what most of us expected from H-D.

Anyway, G, I hope you sort your tenant out. I guess the backroom could raise a posse, if push came to shove...

Many thanks, SjB, for your kind offer. You're in Oxfordshire, IIRC, which is not on my normal circuit, but let me know if you're Winchester or New Forest way. My email should be on my profile.

Good luck, G, with the, er, handcuffs. Somehow I doubt you'll need them when you next see Growlette!
Biking - SjB {P}
Quite agree, G.

If any biker goes the other way, they get a nod from me, including coppers. I usually get one back from another biker, but always get one back from Plod. I have also spoken to many police bikers at major events, and all have been true enthusiasts as well.

Prompted by the BikeSafe initiative at the Ace, I had a gander at my local BikeSafe website, and was interested to read that some of the best local biking roads, which include my favourites, were the subject of an article written by a bike copper.

The article took the roads from the biker's perspective, and broke it down in to the areas to look out for, seeking to make riders stop & think, rather than stopping their pleasure altogether. Again, balanced policing.

www.thamesvalley.police.uk/safer-rider/index.htm
Click Road Information.
Biking - J Bonington Jagworth
That road information is excellent, SjB, and where else could you get it? I liked the line: "you will notice the SLOW sign painted onto the road; it is there for a reason"

I agree, too, about police bikers. They've always seemed the most reasonable members of the force, even when I haven't been on a bike. I even avoided a ticket a few years ago when stopped by one - I managed to steer the conversation round to his clearly new Pan European, and he was so happy to talk about it that he 'forgot' the main subject matter...
Biking - HF
>>especially the furry handcuffs, (HF will know that whereof I speak....oops...who said that.,.,..)

Oh! And I thought it was furry dice of which I had been speaking. Ah well, can't blame a girl for getting a bit mixed up in a man's world.
;)
Take care and safe journey home, G.
Biking - THe Growler
This thread has assumed a life of its own and I am just waiting for it to be shot down. Not I hope before I have thanked you for your kind invitation SjB. I did in fact investigate Harley rental from Fred Warrs in London, since I had an unplanned few days extra in Blighty. Cost however was very high and they were dubious about my Philippines licence (My Brit one is back at home). Plus I don't have any riding gear with me.

However I am pleased to say I bought one of those incredibly bad taste chrome German helmets and one covered with faux leopard skin for Growlette. It's a hoot and I shall get a tongue lashing for (a) wasting 60 quid and (b) imagining someone like HER would ever be seen DEAD in THAT. The salesman in the shop said you know they aren't legal. I said in the Philippines anything's legal as long as you don't get caught.

No plans to get back. In the unlikely (?) event anyone ever gets to Manila you will find our hospitality warm and welcoming. If you are male (sorry HF) you will fall hopelessly in love with a local vision of loveliness (well 2 actually, one will be a Harley), become a biker, and be done for. Don't ask me how I know that.