idiot lorry drivers - milkyjoe
was travelling south down the a46 today ( dual carrigeway) and there where two lorries neck n neck for about 5 miles blocking the outside lane , these people are suppose to be professional drivers , every car driver including me were bunched up waiting for the cretin to pull over, if he aint got the power to overtake the other lorry why does he bother... anyway good luck all for the bank holiday im doing the garden!!!!
idiot lorry drivers - none
Sometimes it works the other way as well. I've often seen the outside lane of a motorway clogged up with stationary 'go faster' clowns, whilst the inner lane traffic (lorries) trundle past them at 56mph.
idiot lorry drivers - OldHand
Must be hard driving on a limiter though mustn't it? Especially if you're unladen and been following a heavy truck for the past 30 miles or so which slow you down on every climb.

I feel sorry for them to be honest. Plus if I'm lucky enough to be at the head of the queue behind them I get to floor my car in 3rd and go from 56 to 70ish as if someone fired me out of a catapult.
idiot lorry drivers - MagDrop
Not too long ago I followed two, one a heavy low loader, through long roadworks which reduced the M54 to one lane. I was going to do a catapult job too but the said LL stayed out in the overtaking lane at the end of the works. As it had a power advantage of about 1bhp (Brake Hamster Power) over the other they were neck and neck for about 6 miles. I drove a truck and drawbar trailer for several years. I would never have behaved in such an inconsiderate fashion - especially on a 2 lane motorway. I would also slow down when being overtaken if such a situation developed. It would seem to be a commonsense thing to do, in the interests of one?s profession if nought else.
I shall also be doing the garden this weekend. I prefer root-canal treatment to driving in this country on Bank Holidays.
idiot lorry drivers - mal
I prefer root-canal treatment to driving in this country on Bank Holidays.

Please do not mention root canal treatment on this forum again as I am having this done over two 1 1/2 hour sessions at a whopping £330!.......£110 per hour and you want to see the fancy Porsch he drives!
idiot lorry drivers - boxsterboy
I am having
this done over two 1 1/2 hour sessions at a whopping £330!.......£110 per hour and
you want to see the fancy Porsch he drives!


£110/hour? I bet that's less than he pays to have his Porsche serviced. And I bet the Porsche technician didn't have to do a 5-year degree like your dentist did!
idiot lorry drivers - Baskerville
Please do not mention root canal treatment on this forum again as I am having
this done over two 1 1/2 hour sessions at a whopping £330!.......£110 per hour and
you want to see the fancy Porsch he drives!


I'll do it in one session for £50. You supply the anaesthetic. How about it?
idiot lorry drivers - L'escargot
Must be hard driving on a limiter though mustn't it?


I agree. Time is money to a trucker and once the overtaker has got in front of the other truck they regain a chance of maintaining their schedule.
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L\'escargot.
idiot lorry drivers - hbosken
Had exacly this scenario the other day - took 5 miles for one truck to pass (dual carriageway) - meantime the ambulance behind the truck in the outside lane continued to use his blues and twos........... Inside driver was driving a british truck (loaded car transporter), outside lane was german registered - twin axle tractor and three axle trailer.

idiot lorry drivers - stevied
And they don't realise their vehicle has a limiter at which stage of training?

I am sick of hearing excuses for these clowns.

If you choose to do a job, then you accept the shortcomings of the tool (no pun intended) in which you do it. If you can't get past quickly then stay where you are and stay out of my way. I DO NOT CARE if you have a deadline to deliver your plums to Little Hampton. I genuinely don't. Capitalism: the excuse for inconsiderate behaviour from a "professional"? Nice one....

And, finally, if they are professional drivers, then pray tell why does the one being overtaken go easy on the throttle for a few seconds to let the other one past? What is the excuse for that? "It's hard to regain momentum" or some such nonsense?
idiot lorry drivers - OldHand
stay where you are and stay out of my way. I DO NOT CARE if
you have a deadline to deliver your plums to Little Hampton. I genuinely don't.


I imagine they don't care that you want to get to your destination either and they are better equipped to annoy and harrass than you will ever be. My advice, don't wind up truckers it isn't worth it really.

Just to point out I'm not making excuses merely offering what I think might be reasons for their behaviour.

I drive on 2 lane motorways all the time and I see the sort of behaviour others are decrying on a depressingly regular basis. Mostly I take it in my stride but occasionally you'll get a trucker who will pull out to overtake at the very last minute, no indication whatsoever on an otherwise empty road. That does wind me up as if he'd waited a few seconds I'd have been past and the only intention could be to impede my progress. However even in the face of this provocation I just sit back, think happy thoughts and wait till they get bored of their little game and pull back into lane 1. I then take out my frustrations on the loud pedal and blast past like a bat out of hell all the while thinking of what a crap driving life truckers have compared to me. Like I said, I feel sorry for them.

Have to admit though once the red mist did get the better of me in France when a truck didn't give way on a roundabout (his marked clearly cedez la passage!) at the very last moment lurching out in front of me. After I'd recovered my composure and checked my underwear for spoilage. I then overtook him and proceeded to drive at the speed limit in front of him (this annoys French drivers). I continued this for about 4 miles over an extremely hilly area getting down to about 10mph on some very steep parts of the road. As there were only the 2 of us I didn't feel bad about taking this slight revenge but on reflection it isn't something I'd do again. After all what if he decided to up the ante and punt me off the road?

Lesson learned on my part, now I just chill out.
idiot lorry drivers - L'escargot
If you can't get past quickly then
stay where you are and stay out of my way.


My guess is that your strong point is arrogance!
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L\'escargot.
idiot lorry drivers - stevied
OldHand, a very measured and reasonable way to my comments, making a valid point that it's not a good idea to wind up someone driving a truck (very true!!!)

Right, next point. I am arrogant why? Is it not more arrogant to impede other road users by driving like an imbecile, ie taking miles to pass another lorry driver? Why because there is business involved does that make his journey, and his arrogance, somehow more valid?

I am NOT saying I am never arrogant or thoughtless or unthinking, I am. Everyone is. But my point in itself is not arrogant. And that's a reasonable response to a personal comment. I think the other reply "that is absolute garbage, in my opinion" is more how I'd really like to reply, but I don't want to be accused of more arrogance! : )
idiot lorry drivers - a900ss
>> Must be hard driving on a limiter though mustn't it?
I agree. Time is money to a trucker and once the overtaker has got in
front of the other truck they regain a chance of maintaining their schedule.
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L\'escargot.


In my opinion that is complete garbage!

If an unladen lorry gets past a laden lorry up hills then fine, the take is quite quick, holds up no-one and the unladen lorry can proceed at his limited speed.

However, to take 5-6 miles to overtake on the flat.... It won't matter if the lorries are laden or unladen, the thing holding them up will be their limiter, not the other lorry.

Besides, even if they did stay behind each a lorry that was doing 56.0MPH and they could go 56.1MPH, they would lose SECONDS out of their schedule over a busy day by staying behind the slower lower.

As stated, hills are a different matter but on the level it is complete inconsideration for other road users and they should get points on their licence.

PS - I have a HGV 1 licence and used it regularly for about 6 years up until about 5 years ago.
idiot lorry drivers - rogue-trooper
yes - hills!!! seems to be the favourite place for HGVs to excercise the 0.1mph difference!! Perhaps we can either have crawler lanes with HGVs banned from the outside lane, or just ban HGVs from the outside lane on certain stretches.

to be honest it does bug me when they take so long to overtake but I think that it is probably better than leaving a 4 foot gap between HGVs, with no safety margni to stop in an emergency

presuming a lorry is 20 meters long and it takes 1 mile to overtake (lets for the sake of things say a manoevure lasting 40 meteres) and that one lorry is going 56mph, then the other is going 1.72 mph faster. therefore in the example where it took 6 miles the overtaking lorry is going 0.2 mph faster (I think - too late in the week to be 100% sure on anything)
idiot lorry drivers - Mazda-Man
Had the pleasure of an HGV tailing me a few feet from the rear of my car in the 50mph roadworks on the A2 yesterday. When I eventually lost my tail he sped off weaving between lanes and doing exactly the same to other drivers!

Also had the joy of having an HGV pull straight out of a rest area whilst I was doing 60 in the inside lane of a dual carriageway and being overtaken by several other vehicles :-0

Suffice it to say HGV drivers aren't my best mates right now :(

idiot lorry drivers - Brian Tryzers
I reckon a truck with a 1 mph (0.45 m/s) advantage will take about 112 seconds to gain 50m (2 x 20m truck lengths, plus a 5m gap either end). In that time, at 25.5 m/s (57 mph), it will cover 2,850m, or about 1.75 miles. If the car behind had been able to continue at 31 m/s (70 mph), it would have covered another 650m in the same time.

But, if you look at the same figures another way, the same car, had the 57mph truck not been in the way, would have covered those 2,850m in 92 seconds. In other words, even two minutes stuck behind the truck have added only 20 seconds to its journey time. Even if it happens ten times (as it may well on the Yorkshire A1 that I'll be travelling later this month), the total effect is barely three minutes.
In the light of that, while some truckers' driving may appear boorish and inconsiderate (and in direct contravention of the Highway Code, which tells us not to perform any manoeuvre that might force another road user to change speed or direction), the effect on journey time is close to negligible.
idiot lorry drivers - arnold2
I cannot understand (or rather I can, as British governments bend over backwards for the road-transport lobbies) why we can't introduce the no-lorry overtaking schemes wide spread in Germany, and now being adopted in both the Netherlands and France. During peak periods lorries are banned from overtaking on dual-carriageway roads. With the widespread use of camera nowadays enforcement would be easier, too ....
idiot lorry drivers - a900ss
I entirely take your point about time added on to the journey (see my previos post about what time it will add to the lorries journey), however I think that you are missing out one major aspect.

When the lorries take 5 miles to overtake, the build up behind them is immense. This causes other issues and time-delays. It bunches up the traffic increasing the liklihood of accidents through tailgating, it causes frustration for the masses rather than one driver. It is just plain inconsideration. It is the knock-on effect that the overtaking lorry driver does not care about and my belief is that he/she should.

I notice that on the A14 they have banned lorries from overtaking. I'm not sure of all the details (ie if it's on the whole road or certain sections) but I think that this will be rolled out further on two-lane motorways and fast A roads.
idiot lorry drivers - milkyjoe
did you get a calculator for christmas willdebeest?
idiot lorry drivers - cockle {P}
I'm afraid it's only going to get worse.
A certain large utility company is about put limiters on all its fleet of vans, I believe one already does. All vehicles will be limited to a maximum of 70 apart from the vans over 2 tonnes GVW subject to a 60 limit on dual carriageways, 70 on motorways, they will be limited to 60 full time. This will create a fleet of vehicles unable to keep up with traffic on the motorways and only able to overtake a limited HGV at a gain of 4 mph maximum on a motorway. Happy days!
If this gets rolled out across all companies vehicles just imagine the impact of everything bigger than a Transit Connect being limited to 60 will have on the nation's road network.
Cockle
idiot lorry drivers - CGNorwich
"just imagine the impact of everything bigger than a Transit Connect being limited to 60 will have on the nation's road network"

Overall I suspect the effect will be safer roads for all
idiot lorry drivers - JonnyS
My company has just started doing this on some of its vehicles. I think it's 56mph for every vehicle as long as they are older than 51 plate and weigh more than 2 tonnes. I wonder if the company ure on about is the company I work for?>> I'm afraid it's only going to get worse.
idiot lorry drivers - FotheringtonThomas
just imagine the impact of everything
bigger than a Transit Connect being limited to 60 will have on the nation's road
network.


There would be less fuel burnt...
idiot lorry drivers - AlastairW
Tell me the 'large utility co' isn't transco. A friend of mine works for them and is already more than fed up with the 'performance' of his LDV Cub (aka Nissan Serena)
idiot lorry drivers - R75
was travelling south down the a46 today ( dual carrigeway) and there where two lorries
neck n neck ............................................



And your journey is more important why exactly?

You have the right to use that lane in preference to the truck why exactly?

The minimum speed limit is what on a dual carrigeway?

You have a god given right to go at 70mph why exactly?

When you can answer the above then come back and start a debate, until then chill, it took all of 5 minutes out of your life, what exactly could you do extra in that time?
idiot lorry drivers - Number_Cruncher
As another class 1 HGV holder, I think the truck drivers who do this are both ignorant and selfish.

It would cost the slower truck nothing to ease off the throttle for a second or two to allow the faster truck past once a rolling roadblock situation happens. I know this, because I have done just this myself*, because I was at least aware that there were other road users.


* In fact in the trucks fitted wih cruise control, I would set it to 53 on the motorway instead of 56, and, so avoid most of the rolling roadblock situations developing. This made for much less stressful driving, and didn't result in me missing any timed deliveries.

If the outer lane becomes forbidden territory for trucks, then, I think the ignorant truck drivers have got what they deserve, and, for me, it can't happen soon enough.

Number_Cruncher



idiot lorry drivers - Garethj

If I do 20mph down the next NSL A road, I'll print this off and stick it in the back window. I'm sure everyone will be fine with it.

I'm sure it's been posted above that you shouldn't do a manoeuvre that will cause another vehicle to change speed or direction - overtaking and blocking does that.
idiot lorry drivers - FotheringtonThomas
When you can answer the above then come back and start a debate


No debate is needed. It's inconsiderate driving, possibly worth some endorsement points on a "CD20". Any driver ought to know that.
idiot lorry drivers - R75
No debate is needed. It's inconsiderate driving possibly worth some endorsement points on a "CD20".
Any driver ought to know that.


Thats a predictably pompous response, why are you allowed to overtake at say 10mph faster, yet if doing only 1mph faster you are restricted from overtaking!!!!!!!

I think many posters on here need to sort out their priorities in life as if 20 sec on their journey time is that important then I feel very sorry for them!
idiot lorry drivers - FotheringtonThomas
Thats a predictably pompous response why are you allowed to overtake at say 10mph faster
yet if doing only 1mph faster you are restricted from overtaking!!!!!!!


Because it doesn't block up the road for other road users. Not hard to understand.

I think many posters on here need to sort out their priorities in life as
if 20 sec on their journey time is that important then I feel very sorry
for them!


Now you are evading the issue. Re-read the original post.
idiot lorry drivers - Sprice
Maybe TU stands for 'Truckers United'?
idiot lorry drivers - R75
Maybe TU stands for 'Truckers United'?


Maybe!!
idiot lorry drivers - R75
I certainly was not evading the issue FT.

The fact of the matter is legislation has lead to this happening, it aint gonna go away, so live with it.

If trucks were limited to the inside lane only, then this would mean trucks could only go as fast as the slowest truck, when this happens deliveries will be missed, more trucks will be needed to do the same amount of work, so more congestion. The price of the goods we buy will have to go up to pay for the additional trucks and their drivers - Ok, so a bit of an over the top example, but valid none the less.
idiot lorry drivers - a900ss

Or maybe we will have tighter legislation and the majority of freight, rather than the current 50%, will only be allowed on the roads at night...

The weight of lorries is going up all the time. When I was driving, it was 38t, I beleive it's now 44t. I think it is inevitable that we will get bigger trucks, limited to off-peak driving and limited to motorways. The final deliveries will then be taken by smaller trucks, maybe rigid 4 wheelers, into urban areas and during peak times. I'm sure it is going to happen, it's just a matter of when...
idiot lorry drivers - CGNorwich
"I think it is inevitable that we will get bigger trucks, limited to off-peak driving and limited to motorways. The final deliveries will then be taken by smaller trucks, maybe rigid 4 wheelers, into urban areas and during peak times. I'm sure it is going to happen, it's just a matter of when... "

You could take this a step further - The bigger trucks could have their own roads and run on rails - You could even join them all up and have one tractor unit to save energy. They would run between major destinations and would discharge their loads in places called station goods yards. Could even be developed for passengers.
idiot lorry drivers - R75
You could take this a step further - The bigger trucks could have their own
roads and run on rails - You could even join them all up and have
one tractor unit to save energy. They would run between major destinations and would discharge
their loads in places called station goods yards. Could even be developed for passengers.


Pure pie in the sky, it will never work.
idiot lorry drivers - FotheringtonThomas
The fact of the matter is legislation has lead to this happening it aint gonna
go away so live with it.


Legislation dictates that driving without due consideration is an offence - there is no
such legislation that says "Thou shalt bung up roads and it is OK".

If trucks were limited to the inside lane only then this would mean trucks could
only go as fast as the slowest truck when this happens deliveries will be missed


But "trucks" are *not* limited to the inside lane only.

The only problem is when the road is blocked as previously mentioned. There are ways
to avoid this, also as previously mentioned in this thread.
idiot lorry drivers - milkyjoe
idiot lorry drivers - Bromptonaut
TU, the bit I dont understand is why when, both trucks up against the limiter, it's taken three minutes to gain two trailer lengths on the rig in front it's then necessary to overtake.

Why not just ease and slipstream?
idiot lorry drivers - R75
TU the bit I dont understand is why when both trucks up against the limiter
it's taken three minutes to gain two trailer lengths on the rig in front it's
then necessary to overtake.
Why not just ease and slipstream?


Mainly because over a 10 hr drive (not working time, actual driving time) that 2-3mph can be the difference between making it home for the night or making a timed delivery - and yes schedules are that tight.
idiot lorry drivers - FotheringtonThomas
>> Why not just ease and slipstream?
>>
Mainly because over a 10 hr drive (not working time actual driving time) that 2-3mph
can be the difference between making it home for the night or making a timed
delivery - and yes schedules are that tight.


We are talking of a *tiny* average time difference over the 10 hours, not 2.5 MPH - just to let
another lorry overtake.
idiot lorry drivers - Dynamic Dave
that 2-3mph can be the difference between making it home for the night


And what about the drivers that are being held up who also want to make it home for the night, or also have schedules to meet?
idiot lorry drivers - Westpig
>> that 2-3mph can be the difference between making it home for the night
And what about the drivers that are being held up who also want to make
it home for the night or also have schedules to meet?

so.... it's ok to cause a hold up for 5 miles, because the driver will get home for the night and/or meet a schedule?

i can't imagine that defence in court would hold much sway
idiot lorry drivers - R75
i can't imagine that defence in court would hold much sway


And why would he be in court?

It is not against the law to be doing 1mph faster then the vehicle you are overtaking, it is not law that thou shall not inconvenience Mr Car driver who can go faster, since when has it been law in this country that the faster vehicle has priority?
idiot lorry drivers - Westpig
It most certainly is an offence........s.3 Road Traffic Act 1988......Inconsiderate Driving


how can it not be inconsiderate to hold a whole queue of traffic up for over 5 miles? If you're trying to overtake something and can't get past, then surely anyone should think 'oh well, i'll just have to pull back in then'....shouldn't they?

It's not the holding someone up whilst you're overtaking that's the problem......that happens every minute of every day........it's taking 5 miles to do it that's the issue
idiot lorry drivers - R75
And what about the drivers that are being held up who also want to make
it home for the night or also have schedules to meet?


What? you mean the ones that don't have limiters fitted and only get held up for a couple of minutes before they can accelerate, not sat at 56 mph or less for hours on end!
idiot lorry drivers - Dynamic Dave
What? you mean the ones that don't have limiters fitted and only get held up
for a couple of minutes before they can accelerate not sat at 56 mph or
less for hours on end!


A couple of minutes I wouldn't mind. But when it happens continually it can add up to an hour onto the journey time or more.

Also when it's the same lorry driver causing a rolling road block for 5 miles or more, why not give up and pull back in behind the lorry he's trying to overtake, or the lorry being overtaken eases back slightly to let the other lorry slot in, in front of him so that the traffic being held up can be on their merry way.
idiot lorry drivers - L'escargot
why not give up and pull back in behind the lorry he's trying
to overtake


I can't see the car drivers behind liking it if he's level with the other truck and he has to slow down before he can pull back in again.
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idiot lorry drivers - Dynamic Dave
I can't see the car drivers behind liking it if he's level with the other
truck and he has to slow down before he can pull back in again.


It would be a damn sight quicker than waiting for him to eventually get past.
idiot lorry drivers - Number_Cruncher
>>and yes schedules are that tight.

No - if they were, as many deliveries would be missed as made. Delivery schedules set this tight would result in lost contracts very quickly.

The figures you give are extremes;

10 hours driving - more usually 9
if 2 - 3 mph difference, the overtake would happen very quickly, and wouldn't pose a problem to other road users - the issue here is rolling roadblocks, which take many minutes and miles to complete.


Assuming that the overtake takes 80 feet, the following is for a 1, 2, and 3 mph difference in speed.

fps=[1 2 3]*1760*3/3600

fps =

1.4667 2.9333 4.4000
t_overtake=80./fps


t_overtake =

54.5455 27.2727 18.1818


fps is just mph expressed as feet per second

So, for a 3mph difference, the whole overtake takes 20 seconds or so, which isn't a problem, so, figures using 3mph as a basis for working out the distance lost over 10 ! hours are excessive.

It's only when the relative speed drops to 1 mph or less that the overtake begins to cause difficulty on dual carriageways.

Number_Cruncher






idiot lorry drivers - Pezzer
This old chestnut again............ I've always wondered why lorries cant have a 'push to pass' button, so that for a short period of time (say 10 secs every hour) they could be de-limited, to prevent this situation occurring.

(Or would the truck being passed simply do the same ....?)


P



idiot lorry drivers - Lud
(Or would the truck being passed simply do the same ....?)


Quite often, yes.

As Number Cruncher points out, the fault is with the truck being overtaken. All its driver needs to do is lift off for a moment and lose 3 or 4 mph, soon regained.

It would help of course if trucks didn't try to overtake each other uphill. It's much easier for them to regain speed on the flat or a downgrade.

But I do agree with posters who disapprove of trucks blocking the road in this way. They don't do it all the time but some are a bit of a nuisance. Can't say I am often inconvenienced in this way though.

idiot lorry drivers - Number_Cruncher
>>t would help of course if trucks didn't try to overtake each other uphill.

Yes, that would be one situation where, if I were driving a truck being overtaken I would be loathe to lift off - because the speed might not be easily regained, especially if I were also forced to change down a gear.

Having said that, with the profligate levels of power and innumerable gear ratios that modern trucks have, it isn't a big problem on most dual carriage ways, where the gradients aren't all that steep.

To put this into context, the 1979 Leyland Buffalo on my father's fleet had an L12 engine, giving 220bhp; it had 6 gears, and was plated at 32 tonnes gross. It, and the Leyland Lynx and Octopus we also ran would routinely be found in the low, "crawler" gear, climbing the hills between the quarries around Skipton and Settle, and their deliveries in the Bradford and Leeds area. These trucks would be seriously held up if you lifted off during a hill climb - getting out and walking would be a potentially quicker way to the summit!

A modern, albeit plated at 38 tonnes, equivalent would probably have 350 - 400bhp and 16 gears. A different machine altogehter.


Number_Cruncher


idiot lorry drivers - Lud
In my hitch-hiking days on either side of 1960, mostly before, British HGVs were governed to 38mph in top gear. I believe most had four forward speeds, but some posh ones had a two-speed back axle giving overdrive on all gears. Don't know the sort of BHP output but they were quite small diesels, about five litres, run at highish revs. The only chance of exceeding the governed limit, which the more sporting drivers seized whenever they could, was to put the truck in neutral and coast downhill, which could be very exciting (not to say highly destructive in the event of anything going seriously wrong, in the days when main roads went straight through the middle of slumbering small towns...).

French trucks at the same time were far, far better. They had much bigger, lazier diesels stuck out in front where they didn't fill the cab with unholy and hypnotic clamour, and something like twelve gears operated by charming, hissing pneumatics. They went much faster much more quietly and comfortably. I used to wonder why our trucks were such carp, and concluded it might have something to do with taxation.
idiot lorry drivers - milkyjoe

Snip

Reason here. www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?t=42612

Particularly the paragraph "rather than editing, it may well come down to deleting the handful of persistant offenders replies, as it is a damn sight easier to do."

It's been mentioned to you by email, yet you still persist in quoting ALL the post in which you're replying to. (webmaster)

idiot lorry drivers - milkyjoe
i seem to remember the lancaster mk2 with 4 merlin engines had a 10 minute superboost for emergencies but only 10 mins mind else they would be flying home with no engines
idiot lorry drivers - Westpig
it's not just lorry drivers is it? everyone is becoming more selfish nowadays.

how come though when i drive to Scotland, that is generally not the case up there?

when i first drove there 3 years ago, with my now wife (her family live there) i couldn't believe my bad luck after a nightmare M6 and even worse drive through Glasgow, to get caught behind an HGV at the northern end of Loch Lomond where the road becomes 'interesting'.... I was amazed when at the first decent straight bit the lorry slowed down, indicated left and a huge great paw came out of the driver's window and waved me past.........where in England would that happen?

Furthermore all the single track roads near Fort William have police signs saying pull into lay-bys to let following traffic through.......all the locals do it, it's only the tourists that are too ignorant to comply.

how many horse lorries or tractors in England pull over regularly for following traffic?
idiot lorry drivers - Westpig
another one, while i'm on a roll......if you were driving down an A road, on a nice day, in no real hurry.........how many of you would leave nice gap to a vehicle in front

or is the scenario likely to be.... 'stayed bunched up, to stop anyone else overtaking'
idiot lorry drivers - OldHand
.*********
On the flipside I often dawdle along and see it as my pleasure to facilitate the progress of others........
idiot lorry drivers - Simon
>>The only chance of exceeding the governed limit, which the more sporting drivers seized >>whenever they could, was to put the truck in neutral and coast downhill,

Ah the good old 'silent top'. Although rather disappointingly only today did I let the truck I was driving 'go' down the hill towards J23 on the M1 northbound and it wouldn't go past 100k's, which is about 62mph.
idiot lorry drivers - Lud
down the hill towards J23 on the M1 northbound and
it wouldn't go past 100k's which is about 62mph.


Can't be much of a hill. I seem to remember hitting 70-odd in the middle of small Essex towns in a Tate&Lyle 12-wheeler with trailer... but perhaps time has gilded the details.
idiot lorry drivers - Number_Cruncher
>>but perhaps time has gilded the details.

I like it!!
idiot lorry drivers - FotheringtonThomas
if you were driving down an A road on
a nice day in no real hurry.........how many of you would leave nice gap to
a vehicle in front


Lots of people... perhaps some feel pressured when there's someone else right on their tail
weaving around up their 'zorst pipe...
idiot lorry drivers - Simon
>>Can't be much of a hill. I seem to remember hitting 70-odd in the middle of small Essex towns >>in a Tate&Lyle 12-wheeler with trailer... but perhaps time has gilded the details.

Its a good hill and with the right truck and load you can reach 75mph before you lose your nerve and touch the brakes. It was just the one that I was driving yesterday wouldn't 'have it' so to speak.

To stir the mix up a little more if I am running along with one of my workmates and we come to a good downward hill on the motorway, my normal truck will easily pick up speed and sail past him (whilst both in gear - not out of it). Now you might not think this is strange but when you consider that I am roughly about 8 tons lighter than he is you would think the heavier truck would go downhill faster. Now I put this down to him having a 16 litre V8 580hp engine under his bonnet whilst I have a 12 litre 6cyl 440hp under mine. Plus his is an eight legger whilst mine is a six. I can only conclude that his engine and rolling resistance provide a bigger barrier to overcome when trying to pick up speed downhill.
idiot lorry drivers - valhalla
Oh how i long for the day when all you "perfect" drivers are speed limited.
There wont be any queue`s or accidents because you`ll all be prepared to "lift off" to let the car at the side of you do his extra 0.64 mph wont you?
But you wont try to overtake in the first place because your quite happy sitting behind the slightly slower car even though you know you can go faster...............
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha yeah right!
idiot lorry drivers - Lud
Back to your mead and wenches you tiresome fellow.

We don't guffaw like that here. We snigger politely, if a bit nastily.
idiot lorry drivers - stevied
: )

Indeed. Caddish behaviour is unnecessary. And for my part, may I apologise for the tone of some of my comments (not the content, just the tone...) my only defence is that the world of luxury cars, or rather the people who own them, was unkind to me for most of last week.

It's funny to read them back with a glass of wine on a Bank Holiday weekend....
idiot lorry drivers - whoopwhoop
On the rare occasions you get stuck for mile after mile after mile behind some selfish idiot in a truck, blocking lane 2 of a dual carriageway, pass the time by phoning his company (phone no usually well advertised on the tailgate), ask to speak to the MD, and explain how selfish one of his employees is being, and what a negative image he is portraying of the company.

It'll make you feel much better, knowing that the driver will be taught the error of his ways when he returns to base.>> : )
idiot lorry drivers - David Horn
More dangerous are lorry drivers who lose control of their vehicles on steep hills. The M62 towards Rochdale as you come down from Saddleworth moor is an excellent example. I have been regularly passed by HGVs doing in excess of 80mph, presumably in neutral and just rolling along.

You're acutely aware that they couldn't stop within half a mile on that gradient, and they are barely within the driver's control.
idiot lorry drivers - Lud
...fun, fun, fun 'til his daddy took the Scammell away...
idiot lorry drivers - Sofa Spud
Lorry drivers have a job to do and when they start overtaking another lorry at the bottom of an incline they do not know the exact power, gearing or loading characteristics of the vehicle they start to overatke - it migh be slower to start with but pull better uphill. If the driver then decides to slow and pull in behind the vehicle he wanted to overtake, he will lose momentum, possibly have to drop a gear or two and end up losing time on the hill.

I am more bothered by drivers who think I should break speed limits (as hinted by tailgating) simply because they want to do so.
idiot lorry drivers - whoopwhoop
Lorry drivers have a job to do and when they start overtaking another lorry at
the bottom of an incline they do not know the exact power gearing or loading
characteristics of the vehicle they start to overatke - it migh be slower to start
with but pull better uphill. If the driver then decides to slow and pull in
behind the vehicle he wanted to overtake he will lose momentum possibly have to drop
a gear or two and end up losing time on the hill.
I am more bothered by drivers who think I should break speed limits (as hinted
by tailgating) simply because they want to do so.


What a load of pony!

So it's OK for you to pull out and start a manouvre which you don't know if you'll be able to complete or not, holding up all the traffic behind you? And then when you discover (shock horror) that the vehicle you're trying to overtake has the same limiter as you and you can't pass, it's OK to just sit there, because "you'll lose momentum" if you pull in?

I hope I'm stuck behind you one day - your boss and I will be speaking ;-)
idiot lorry drivers - Westpig
What a load of pony!
So it's OK for you to pull out and start a manouvre which you don't know if you'll be able to complete or not holding up all the traffic behind you? And then when you discover (shock horror) that the vehicle you're trying to overtake has the same limiter as you and you can't pass it's OK to just sit there because "you'll lose momentum" if you pull in?
I hope I'm stuck behind you one day - your boss and I will be speaking ;-)

I genuinely don't understand why anyone would want to drive like that.....it is sheer ignorance and rudeness to hold up a line of traffic for a great period of time, for the sake of a minute or so loss of time, to pull back in..... and the justification, i wan't to get there quicker...selfish, selfish, selfish
idiot lorry drivers - Lud
Something to do with being a 'professional' driver and imagining that all the cars, vans etc. are just driving about for pleasure and to clog up the roads.

One can sympathise up to a point since the average HGV, 500hp and 12 gears or not, is probably a bit tiresome to drive over long distances, and long distances are what they are for after all.

But only up to a point. Getting in the way with lorries is the moral equivalent of dustmen making a disgusting mess on purpose, something they tend to do. It's because being a dustman is a carp job.
idiot lorry drivers - OldHand
because being a dustman is a carp job.


I take issue with that comment- not only is it a job with massive worth to the community (far more than many others I can think of) I also think that denigrating them demonstrates massive snobbery. I'm sure many might look down on the career you or I have chosen. I'd be proud if any son or daughter of mine decided that was the job for them and they did well at it.

Anywayback on topic surely the point regarding the lorry drivers is that overtaking is perfectly legal and they have as much right to the road as anybody? Possibly considering the issue as if you were one of them might help?
idiot lorry drivers - Lud
Possibly considering the
issue as if you were one of them might help?


I had considered it in that way. I have defended truck drivers in several threads. Nor am I remotely snobbish about dustmen.

But I have noted over many years that some dustmen make a mess, obviously on purpose (I have witnessed them doing so on several occasions). I think they do it because they don't like some aspect of their job.

I think those truck drivers that drive selfishly, as some do, do it for the same reason. They don't like the job, project the blame onto others and punish them for it.

As I said, one can sympathise up to a point. But only up to a point.
idiot lorry drivers - bell boy
I think those truck drivers that drive selfishly, as some do, do it for the same reason. They don't like the job, project the blame onto others and punish them for it.
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i think you have hit the nail on the head here lud
some drivers do indeed do it for malice
idiot lorry drivers - Kiwi Gary
When I lived in Australia during the 1990's, truckies who agreed to have speed-limiters were given lower tax rates, so nearly all of them opted for the 100 km/hr [ a touch over 60 mph ] limited speed. However, in order to get extra power for overtaking, especially on hills, drag-racing off the lights, etc., the diesel "cold-start" button was pressed. Of course, things got a bit dark if you were in the following vehicle, but long hold-ups were rare. Howls of "pollution" were raised by those so inclined, and regulations were brought in to have the cold-start buttons installed outside the cab. Politicians in their comfy offices did fail miserably to take into account the ingenuity of the average Aussie truck driver.
idiot lorry drivers - stevied
Well put Lud.

Anyway, being a dustman is easy, because (punchline alert) you just pick it up as you go along.

I'm here all week. Try the beef.
idiot lorry drivers - bell boy
still a rubbish job though ;-)
idiot lorry drivers - stevied
You've wheelie bin thinking about this haven't you?

idiot lorry drivers - hbosken
Still, 56 mph is much better than what they do in the states - 44 tonner doing 70+ Not my idea of fun when they simply can't stop.
idiot lorry drivers - Lud
What have they got to stop for? Tumbleweed on the horizon?
idiot lorry drivers - Westpig
Still 56 mph is much better than what they do in the states - 44
tonner doing 70+ Not my idea of fun when they simply can't stop.


how come the accident stats for lorries have gone up since the limiters were introduced?
idiot lorry drivers - csgmart
You're 'wasting' your time!
idiot lorry drivers - Micky
">idiot lorry drivers<"

I prefer the concept "idiot other road users". I try, I really try to drive around in a cocoon of serenity, observing the appalling driving of my fellow humane beans with minimal comment. But it never lasts.

It's fortunate that solitary shouting in the confines of a car can now be regarded as communicating via the handsfree and not impending madness.