James May's Scalextric - Robin Reliant
BBC 2 at 8 tonight, James May builds a scale replica of the Brooklands circuit from stock Scalextric track.

Should be of great interest to those of us who never grew up (ie everyone who posts on this forum).

Edited by Robin Reliant on 17/11/2009 at 11:08

James May's Scalextric - redviper
Cheers looking forward to this, the whole series has been really good esp last weeks with the meccano.

The house built out of Lego looks good as well.

James May's Scalextric - boxsterboy
It' not actually a scale replica of Brooklands, rather a 3.4 mile track (new world record for Scalextrix) built at Brooklands. I'm looking forward to the programme too - as well as the Lego one (me and no. 1 son helped build it!)

Edited by boxsterboy on 17/11/2009 at 14:01

James May's Scalextric - Rattle
I can't wait :) There is something wonderful about James May's presenting style. I think it is because he never actually wanted to be a TV presenter.

He has a Fred Dibnah style about him :).

Is the one about the model railways going to be broadcast? Apparently it failed due to vandals.

Edited by Pugugly on 17/11/2009 at 15:59

James May's Scalextric - b308
Is the one about the model railways going to be broadcast? Apparently it failed due
to vandals.


I understand its scheduled to be the last of the series, as trains are his favourite (he said so in that programme he did a few years ago on toys and he left them 'til last then as well)... I think they did have problems, it was 10 miles long along an old trackbed, but I think it failed due to a failed engine rather than the vandals, but we'll just have to wait a see...

I too will be glued to the box at 20.00!!

Edited by b308 on 17/11/2009 at 17:58

James May's Scalextric - SpamCan61 {P}
I think they did have problems
it was 10 miles long along an old trackbed but I think it failed due
to a failed engine rather than the vandals but we'll just have to wait a
see...


As a railway modeller I followed progress on that one with keen interest: for those who find browsing model railway sites a socially acceptable thing to do ;-) there's some on the spot reports in this thread :-

tinyurl.com/yhomqa8

In summary I think the problems boiled down to :-

Laying the track on a cold very wet Devon morning, then the sun came out all afternoon and major problems with thermal expansion of the track resulted.

Some problems with vandals as mentioned putting coins on the line and nicking bits.

Gneral issues with debris etc. on the line, after all the rail is only 100 thou high and it's easy to get stuff jammed between wheel and rail when running outdoors.



James May's Scalextric - Pugugly
easy to get stuff jammed between wheel and rail when running outdoors.



the odd leaf ?
James May's Scalextric - SpamCan61 {P}
Yep, the leaf fall season is a problem for outdoor toy trains as well as 1:1 scale ones :-) Rats eating the track is another one; which is probably less of a problem in real life.

I did read in one of this month's Model Railway Magazines that a guy with a decent size garden layout has managed to run a recent Hornby model for 10 real miles in 24 hours, with a few stops for wheel cleaning but not much else.

Edited by SpamCan61 {P} on 18/11/2009 at 09:34

James May's Scalextric - Rattle
Its a good job Hornby don't make real trains then :p
James May's Scalextric - SpamCan61 {P}
easy to get stuff jammed between wheel and rail when running outdoors.
the odd leaf ?


LOL, but of a woosh moment on my part there PU :--)
James May's Scalextric - Pugugly
I laughed as well !
James May's Scalextric - Altea Ego
And I helped build the scaletrix at brooklands.

(well I milled about a bit and gave support)

It was interesting. The track at brooklands is cut in several places, one where it fell into he river wey and was never repaired, and several cut throughs for access and roads over the years. So traffic had to be held up and temporary supports made to complete the curcuit.

I was lucky, at the "Powered by Mercedes day" access to the infield parking was along the track, the byfleet bank to be precise. This is not the highest bank but the second highest. On the exit from the event, when there was no-one around, the Altea went round the top at 60 mph.............

Edited by Altea Ego on 17/11/2009 at 15:42

James May's Scalextric - idle_chatterer
>>On the exit from the event when there was no-one around
the Altea went round the top at 60 mph.............


Impressive - the track is pretty rough these days !

There's a great play-park on the section which leads up to the bridge over the Wey (near the closed road in the TV program). Often go there with the kids as there's a disused go-kart track for them to practice cycling on. The banked track is at its steepest there and you can have fun (if you're a 6 year old at heart) climbing to the top and running down it - even better on your mountain bike ;-)

On a more serious note, Brooklands Museum is a place of pilgrimage for petrol-heads (includes aircraft too). Run by volunteers you can sit in the Sultan of Brunei's plane from the 1970s and play with the controls in the cockpit - the 6 year old speaking again - highly recommended - the smell of oil, metal and leather in the car garages is heavenly.

Mercedes Benz World on the same site is free entry, also great for petrol-heads and welcoming to children - great cafe too.

Hopefully I've done a good sales job for them all !
James May's Scalextric - Altea Ego
> Impressive - the track is pretty rough these days

It was always thus I_C. the concrete slabs were never that thick and poorly laid. When new it was rough and the cars would fly from slab to slab. The Byfleet bank, where you let the kids play and I sometimes run the dog, the bit I drove on, is not actually the highest. the weybridge bank (inside the museum complex) is the highest and steepest.

The combination of MB world and Brooklands museum, is indeed worthy of a full day out, and worth a two hour trip to get here for all who enjoys their cars
James May's Scalextric - rtj70
is not actually the highest. the weybridge bank (inside the museum complex) is the
highest and steepest.


So I walked the Weybridge bank in November 1995 before the museum tour that was arranged for us grads.

Sounds like a visit again would be worthwhile though.
James May's Scalextric - Altea Ego
>Sounds like a visit again would be worthwhile though

Yes it is. I live nearby and was a friend of the museum for a long time, and now I am retiring I may well voulanteer. As i said, combined with MB world, this site is now worthy of a full day out. Its best to choose a day when the aircraft are open, but gets very busy when there is an event on. (It was heaving for the 40th aniversary of the Capri)

The weybridge bank is steep. Real Steep. It is nearly impossible to climb it right to the top and stay there, and coming down again is a real experience akin to rock climbing.
James May's Scalextric - idle_chatterer
>
The weybridge bank is steep. Real Steep.


It's like climbing a 'slab' - trick is to keep your feet flat against the surface, getting down involves abandoning instincts and running down it - you can stop when it flattens at the bottom, don't even try to control your descent or you'll end up on your backside.

As I said, I derive the same pleasure as my 6 year old does in doing this, what's really surprising is how far you can get up the banking on your bike and how stable / natural it feels.

We (the children and I) always discuss what it must have been like to do 100mph+ on skinny tyres and spoked wheels with a pair of goggles the only 'nod' to safety - crazy to our modern air-bagged world, but heroic all the same.

Edited by idle_chatterer on 18/11/2009 at 14:40

James May's Scalextric - Focus {P}
iPlayer clip: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8364820.stm?ls

Surprised to see Tiff involved - don't see the Top Gear and 5th Gear teams mixing much these days.
James May's Scalextric - Honestjohn
I hope this is wrong, but the Telegraph TV Guide says today's is "last in the series"?

HJ
James May's Scalextric Brooklands - PhilW
Just watched it. Best TV programme I have seen for ages! Catch it if you can.
(Hope it was not a repeat I missed and you have all seen it already!!)
James May's Scalextric Brooklands - dodo
I concur. Much better than Sunday night's Top Gear nonsense!
James May's Scalextric Brooklands - Rattle
Wow I was looking forward to this is a lot and I wasn't disappointed unlike on Sunday.

I have a great urge to go out and buy a set now :)

It was just good entertaining high quality TV at its best. I think the entire series has been brilliant and very original.



James May's Scalextric Brooklands - PhilW
"I have a great urge to go out and buy a set now :)"

My son's Scalextric is in the loft (just checked!) from about 20 years ago. It might get an airing this weekend!


James May's Scalextric Brooklands - PhilW
Apologies to Robin Reliant - just found his thread from this morning about this programme.
James May's Scalextric Brooklands - Robin Reliant
Apologies to Robin Reliant - just found his thread from this morning about this programme.

No worries Phil, we'll call them before and after threads.

Fantastic programme, not much keeps me glued to the set now but that did. I have a huge amount of track and about a dozen cars boxed up in the loft (along with a model railway) and without me even mentioning it Mrs RR gave me a piercing glare and said, "Don't even think about it, we haven't room".

We have :-(

Edited by Robin Reliant on 17/11/2009 at 21:32

James May's Scalextric Brooklands - DP
Fantastic programme. I loved the spiral ramp they made to get up to the first floor in P&G, and the way the Scalextric cars could scale such seemingly impossible gradients. I can't believe how accommodating and enthusiastic the residents of Staniland Drive were, and part of me thinks they'd have had it a lot tougher doing this if this street, and its residents, were more typical of many in Britain.
Alas, I gave all my Scalextric to a younger cousin when I reached my teens, but I do have a fair amount of Hornby 00 safely boxed away up in the attic..... ;-)
My sister-in-law works for P&G in Brooklands, and didn't even mention this had happened! I would have been excited about it for weeks. Women! ;-)
What a great spectacle and a great achievement though. One of the most rivetting hours of television in a long time.
James May's Scalextric Brooklands - redviper
Yes it was a brilliant programme, Im amazed also at how accommodating people where, it just goes to show that when people get together the amazing things that can be done.

Scalextric was one of the two things i was never bought as a child but i had some friends who had one and i loved it

I had to laugh when it took the guys at the major electronics firm ages to figure out how to put the track together but the employees of the childrens store got it right in seconds.

Still it was a very entertaining hour, i cant wait for the Lego house, and the train set - but i think we are going to have to wait until Christmas, im sure thats what the continuity announcer said at the end.

Edited by redviper on 18/11/2009 at 09:06

James May's Scalextric - Focus {P}
I hope this is wrong but the Telegraph TV Guide says today's is "last in
the series"?


Can't see it in next week's Radio Times (online) listings, and the freeview EPG has been saying there's only 4 in the series.
James May's Scalextric - SpamCan61 {P}
I'm not of specific dates but the Lego and Hornby ones are being held over until the Christmas period.

Edited by Pugugly on 18/11/2009 at 09:33

James May's Scalextric - Robin Reliant
I was interested to see that the top speed of the cars was about 13mph. When running the things on the normal living room sized layout they seem to be doing about 60!
James May's Scalextric - Honestjohn
I never thought I'd use such a word, but I found the whole thing heartwarming. Many of those people in Staniland Drive had probably never even spoken to each other before. Top man, James May, not forgetting the guy who got the track over the obstacles. Point of reference, Flight Lieutenant Staniland was a multiple record holder in the 1930s. I think he held the aircraft height record, and also some motorcycle and car class speed records.

HJ
James May's Scalextric - Robin Reliant
I never thought I'd use such a word but I found the whole thing heartwarming.
Many of those people in Staniland Drive had probably never even spoken to each other
before.

With everybody, young and old working together and getting to know each other during the project I would bet that whatever vandalism and yobbery the area suffered from has gone down considerably due to the community spirit it brought about.
James May's Scalextric - Pugugly
Been a brilliant series all round - like a lot of stuff that James has done on the telly whilst separated from the Hamster and that now awful Clarkson - articulate and interesting. The Airfix one was inspired. Brilliant bit of improvised theatre when his Guzzi broke down and the AA man wasn't happy about his identity.
James May's Scalextric - Pugugly
www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/6564574/Intervie...l

Good interview with him here....
James May's Scalextric - Focus {P}
Good interview with him here....


"May joined Top Gear in 2003; his illustrious career until then having included being sacked from Autocar magazine when it discovered that the first letters of paragraphs in a supplement he edited spelt out: ?So you think it?s really good yeah you should try making the b***** thing up it?s a real pain in the a***.? No one at the office spotted the mistake but readers did and wrote in, thinking they had won a prize."

! :-)
James May's Scalextric - Pugugly
Brilliant - I have a copy of that !
James May's Scalextric - ifithelps
The first letter or word of each paragraph spelling out a message has been done many times.

Usually by a journalist who has been sacked who spells out a rude message about the person he blames for his departure.

James May's Scalextric - jbif
The first letter or word of each paragraph spelling out a message has been done many times. >>


Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fan of the "acrostic" method, and used it to chide members of the California legislature recently.

www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/28/acrostic_arnie/
and comments by readers along similar lines:
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/28/acrostic_arnie/co.../

James May's Scalextric - Soupytwist
Governor Schwarzenegger of California recently got into a bit of trouble when he sent an email to a political rival, the first letter of each line spelt out a rather rude word.
James May's Scalextric - Alby Back
An ex-colleague of mine, a rather spirited Australian lady, used to type emails in the normal manner but then add her her own "special comments" detailing what she really thought in a white font below. These extra comments could not normally be read unless you highlighted them. Only clue that there was more to read was if the page appeared longer than normal before any signature elements.

Edited by Humph Backbridge on 18/11/2009 at 13:20

James May's Scalextric - PhilW
"heartwarming"
Spot on HJ - exactly right word!
James May's Scalextric - jbif
repeat shows:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00nqmlb/episodes/upcoming

James May's Scalextric - AlanGowdy
Funny how May is the butt of so much of what passes for humour in Top Gear. He's easily the most erudite and interesting of its presenters.
James May's Scalextric - rtj70
He is a very good presenter and my favourite on Top Gear. He probably doesn't mind the jokes because he now made quite a bit of money from being on Top Gear.

This programme this week was brilliant though. I didn't watch any of the others but will make a point of doing so now.
James May's Scalextric - redviper
>>He probably doesn't mind the jokes because he now made quite a bit of money from being on Top Gear.

Its probably all part of a pre-defined act, and usually they all take the mick out of each other, its just more so on James behalf. i would bet that off screen they all behave differently.
James May's Scalextric - Old Navy
Presenter, actor, not much difference.
James May's Scalextric - b308
To be fair to Clarkson the Motorworld and Inventions that Changed the World series were very good and well presented... to me he only gets irritating when presenting TG, and even then the current format was very good when it started, the problem is they've ruined it with overkill and can't come up with any original ideas so its now boring (to me at least!)... It seems to happen with many TV programmes, they come up with a good idea and then flog it to death... and beyond!
James May's Scalextric - Rattle
Yep and I remember that one he did about Brunel. One of the best programmes I have ever seen ever and he actually got me interested in 19th century engineering.

The problem is just TG like you say, I still watch it though next weeks should be good they have to built an electric car each.
James May's Scalextric - rtj70
I think they need to tweak the format too. It's getting repetitive but mostly entertaining.

And Rattle is spot on about JC being good on the Brunel programme he presented. See it's TG that's irritating.

I even quite like his writing in the Times and read a few of these published in books.
James May's Scalextric - ifithelps
Stopped watching TG years ago.

To me it's just three blokes having a good time.

Great for them, but not a spectator sport.

Edited by rtj70 on 18/11/2009 at 19:44

James May's Scalextric - Dynamic Dave
Getting back on topic, just watched the Scalextric episode that I recorded on the Sky+ box.

Thoroughly enjoyed it. But what idiot let the learner drivers on the course hours before the event and wrecking some of the Scalextric tracks.