This week’s automotive alliterations involve parking problems, historical histrionics, sensor sensibilities, ambassadorial ambitions and sensational sweepings from the Telegraph’s cutting room floor.

This week’s transportation travesties involve stuck gearsticks, long life servicing, tyre dread, convertible assets and other errant emails that never reached the hallowed pages of The Telegraph.

This week’s motoring mutterings concern tyre-kickers, anti-theft devices, Notable exceptions, unstable relationships and many more that never made it into print.

This week’s motoring missives involve investment strategy, pulling power, comforting thoughts, tin snails, earning to drive and many more squeezed out by the pressures on print.