Boxing Day’s motoring madness concerns unused cars, gastronomic expense, car parking cons, Thai-can-go, lock-stocks-and barrels, and many more that the paper found to be unprintable.

This week’s carrespondance covers terminal destinations, emissions impassible, chain reactions, the wheel high club and far more than could ever be contained in the pages of a newspaper.

This week’s vehicular verbalizations involve unsure insurance, dashed inconveniences, switching sides, catastrophic conflagrations, rolling out the barrel and many more to which the garage doors of Telegraph Cars were closed.

This week’s motoring machinations involve park scratchings, disgusting discs, expat advice, cabin cruising, disguised discounts driveline dilemmas and other economic migrants from the Telegraph Cars.